This Month 3 May is Capitol Hill Month 6 Spring at the Market 10 Catering to Close Quarters 14 Quick Fixes 18 Om on the Hill Departments Ask Judith....................16 Neighbors ....................17 VoiceMail... ..................21 DownLoad....................22 Capital Kids .................27 From the Marines.........26 Community Calendar ....30 Sports Update .............32 School Calendar...........34 Classifieds...................34 VOICE Spring on the Hill Shopping, eating and more…see page 3 Vol. 1 No. 1 April 15 1999 of The Hill Prudential 1628 A St., NE $119,000 REAL WORK HAS BEEN DONE! Great 2br, 1.5ba, house w/fplc, cac, osp, wd flrs, upgraded everything. JOHN SMITH 202 546-9640 646 11th St., NE $179,646 QUALITY PLUS RENOVATION! 3br, 1.5ba, fplc, new oak flrs, extremely fine work, needs nothing inside, very tasteful!. ROB BERGMAN 202 546-1553 334 Constitution Ave NE $389,000 LIGHT FILLED BARET LINDE! Great property! 3br, 3.5ba, 3 fplc’s, 3 levels, tsp kit, sep dr, cac. 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FRANK R*A*Y 202 393-1111 ext 125 STATELY FEDERALLY STYLED MANSION ON THE PARK! 4br, 2.5ba, kitchen to die for, plus large income unit! $395,000 BEA PAGET 202 554-5317 The Rock is the Answer 216 7th Street, SE 202-393-1111 pcrcap@erols.com 5025 Wisconsin Ave., NW 202-362-3400 pcrnwst@erols.com VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 3 May is Capitol Hill Month? Yes, Virginia (and Maryland), it is. And what a month! B Y K R I S T E N H A R T K E MOST PEOPLE, when confronted with the news that “May is Capitol Hill Month”, just stare blankly, saying “It is?” Yet, upon hearing the abundance of things to do and see in our fair neighborhood during the month of May, the response quickly becomes “By Jove (or something along those lines), May really is Capitol Hill month!” VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 4 howcasing the Hill in the merriest month began in 1985 when the Capitol Hill Association of Merchants and Professionals (CHAMPS), in an effort to promote some of the Hill’s long-standing events, began the “May Is Capitol Hill Month” campaign. The neighborhood was papered with calendars of the many existing activities, and numerous local organizations were so galvanized that they added several more. While, admittedly, many people still aren’t aware of the concept of May is Capitol Hill Month, there is no denying that some of the Washington area’s best events happen right here in the late spring, when the cherry blossoms have long since withered but our own gardens are in full bloom. From the Capitol Hill Classic 10K to Market Day to the Capitol Hill House and Garden Tour, May is packed full of events which draw visitors from all over the area, and there are also a variety of off-thebeaten- track happenings which may spur you to get out and revel in springtime on the Hill. Perhaps the best way to celebrate May is Capitol Hill Month is by inviting your suburban or Georgetown friends over for a visit. Take them on a stroll through the lovely side streets of the historic district to admire the flowers; former Hill resident and gardening book author Jacqueline Heriteau once said that there was at least one beautiful garden on every block on Capitol Hill. Should a sudden rain shower pop up, duck in for a latte at one of our many hip coffee shops, like the politically-correct Roasters on the Hill or the ultra-trendy Xando. Check out the work of local artists at the Capitol Hill Art League Gallery or stop by Taylor and Son’s Fine Art, where painter Michele Taylor showcases artists from around the country. Should your friends start feeling peckish, stand in line at the Market Lunch for one of the best crab cake sandwiches in town — and be sure to get the cole slaw on top for a real authentic treat. But don’t stop there. Wander through the stalls at the Flea Market at Eastern Market. Poke through the cardboard boxes at the Classic is almost surely a signal of spring for locals; it is also a big draw for Washington area runners, who enjoy running on the wide tree-shaded streets of the historic district, all the way out East Capitol Street to RFK Stadium, then back down to the Capitol building. Proceeds from the Classic also support one of our neighborhood’s most important institutions: The Capitol Hill Cluster Schools, a coalition of three public schools on Capitol Hill which serves local children from pre-kindergarten through 8th grade. Race day begins at Stanton Park with the 10K, followed by a 3K and three Fun Runs for kids, and, making its debut this year, a Senior Run for senior citizens. Pre-registration is $18 for the 10K; race-day registration is $20. The 3K is $15 per child, and $10 for Cluster School students; the Fun Runs and Senior Run are $10. All participants will receive the 1999 edition of the Capitol Hill Classic T-Shirt. And even if you don’t run, the Classic is fun for all, especially on a beautiful spring morning, with plenty of music and people-watching to get you primed for Market Day later the same morning. Call 724-4683 for more information. May 2nd: Market Day, 11 AM - 6 PM, Eastern Market Now in its 36th year, Market Day will take place again outside historic Eastern Market on 7th St., SE, between North Carolina and Pennsylvania Avenues and on C St., SE, between 6th and 7th Streets. The festivities, which draw some 10,000 visitors annually, will include children’s rides and games, arts and crafts demonstrations, and live music. This year there will also be transportation service provided by Olde Towne Trolley between the Washington Navy Yard and the Capitol Children’s Museum. In addition, there will be more than 100 artisans selling arts and crafts, as well as a wide variety of food vendors. The Curiosity Shop & Silent Auction will be featured again, stocked with a variety of fine items donated by Capitol Hill area businesses. Antiques on the Hill. Marvel at the Library of Congress’ Jefferson Building (and check out their activities in our Arts & Entertainment calendar. Bet you don’t know half of what the Library offers). Buy a flag at Union Station. Relax in any one of a dozen parks, large or small, and soak in the warm breeze. Drop by one of the real estate offices to pick up the local sales listings for your friends. Wind it all up with a margarita and a combination platter at one of the Hill’s many excellent Mexican restaurants (there seems to be one on every corner). Then tuck your friends into their cars and wave goodbye, secure in the knowledge that you’ll only have to walk a few steps to your own house and then you can get up tomorrow and do it all over again. It’s May! It’s Capitol Hill! What a life. If you’re looking for something to do during May, here’s just a sampling of some of the events that make Capitol Hill a truly special place: May 1st: Kiwanis Club TNT (Trash And Treasure) Flea Market, 8 AM - 4 PM This all-day flea market on the corner of 7th and North Carolina Ave., SE, directly across the street from Eastern Market, will be donating its proceeds to Children’s Hospital. If you wish to donate items to the flea market, you can bring drop them off that day, and families are especially invited to come by to pick up Infant Car Seat Safety Stickers, which will be available for free. All area Kiwanis Clubs are participating in the car seat sticker campaign; the sticker is attached to the back of the car seat, and, in the event of an accident, provides important information about your child for police or ambulance technicians in case of an emergency. For more information about the TNT Flea Market or about the Kiwanis Club, call Ruth Ann Overbeck at 546-3395. May 2nd: Capitol Hill Classic 10K, 8:30 AM, Peabody School, 5th and C Sts., NE Still going strong after 20 years, S VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 5 All proceeds will benefit Friendship House, one of Washington’s oldest and largest social service agencies. For more information, please call 675-9050. May 5th: Cinco de Mayo On Capitol Hill, where we have nearly as many Mexican restaurants as we have dogs, Cinco de Mayo is definitely an event. It’s not unusual to find people standing in line sipping margaritas on the sidewalk outside Las Placitas on the Fifth of May as they wait for tables. Many of our area restaurants, including La Lomita (Uno and Dos), Las Placitas, the Banana Cafe, and others, will have some kind of dinner specials and festivities celebrating this Mexican holiday. Check your favorite restaurant for details, or just slam on a sombrero and fiesta the night away. May 7, 14, 21, 28: Marine Band Parades. Marine Barracks, 8th & I Sts., SE For those of us who live on the Hill, the Friday evening summer concerts at the Marine Barracks are often an annoyance, as the suburban cars block traffic on 8th Street. However, these parades/concerts are really quite thrilling, filled with a lot of pomp and circumstance. You’ll see performances by The President’s Own U.S. Marine Band; The Commandant’s Own U.S. Marine Drum Bugle Corps; The U.S. Marine Silent Drill Platoon; the U.S. Marine Corps Color Guard; and the Marine Barracks’ two ceremonial marching companies. The 42nd season begins May 7th and continues every Friday evening through August 27th, so plan a summer sojourn to 8th Street, where dinner and a show are right at your fingertips. Admission to the Parades is free and open to the public, but reservations are strongly recommended. To reserve, send a postcard to: Parade Tickets, Marine Barracks, 8th & I Sts., SE, Washington, DC 20390. For recorded Parade information, call 433-6060. May 8th: Capitol Hill Art League Gallery Talk, 1 - 3 PM, 545 Seventh St., S.E. Tucked away at the Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, the Art League will be exhibiting “Backyards and Balconies”, a group show of work by local artists who are members of the Art League. The Gallery Talk, which will be open to the public, will be presented by juror Rebecca Abbott, a photographer who will discuss the works she selected for the exhibit as well as her own work and experiences in the Washington art scene. The exhibit will run through May 28th; call 547-6839 for more information. May 8th/9th: Capitol Hill House and Garden Tour Mother’s Day weekend simply would not be complete in our neighborhood without the Capitol Hill Restoration Society’s House and Garden Tour, now in its 42nd year. Thousands of people will line the sidewalks as they wait to get a peek into seven Capitol Hill homes, including a new 5,000-square foot East Capitol Street mansion with a fabulous view of the Capitol dome; a former saloon (if only its walls could talk!) featuring a presidential powder room filled with signed presidential portraits; a double-lot home whose gracious garden boasts one of the Hill’s secret swimming pools; and the lovely house where portions of the movie “Broadcast News” was filmed. This year, the Washington Navy Yard, which is celebrating its 200th anniversary, will also be on the tour; for those of you who have never visited the Navy Yard, it really is a treat and houses some of Washington’s oldest buildings, including the Second Officer’s House, which was originally built in the 18th century and is one of the few buildings not burned during the War of 1812. A Candlelight Tour of homes will be held on Saturday, May 8th from 6-9 PM, with a reception for ticket holders at Taylor & Sons Fine Art, 666 Penn. Ave. SE until 10 PM. On Sunday, the tour will be held from 12 - 5 PM, with tea and refreshments served from 3 - 6 PM at the Washington Navy Yard. Tickets are $15 in advance and $20 on tour days and are good for both days. They can be purchased at Trover Shop; Grubbs Pharmacy; Row House Interiors; Taylor & Sons Fine Arts; Through the Grapevine; Pardoe Real Estate ERA; Prudential Real Estate; ReMax Capital Properties; Coldwell Banker Realty; and from the Restoration Society’s ticket booth at Eastern Market on weekends from now until the tour. Tickets can also be ordered by mail from the Capitol Hill Restoration Society, P. O. Box 15264, Washington, D.C. 20003. May 12th: Capitol Hill Community Achievement Awards Dinner, Folger Shakespeare Library, 201 East Capitol St., SE This annual fundraising event for the CHAMPS Foundation honors people in our community who have dedicated themselves to improving the lives of those around them. This year’s honorees include Sharon Ambrose, Margot Kelly, and Jim Parker. Ambrose is, of course, our Ward 6 councilmember and a long-time Hill neighbor who has fought hard for other residents on a variety of issues; Kelly is the unofficial “Mayor of 8th Street”, a property owner since the 60s of a number of buildings across the street from the Marine Barracks who has worked tirelessly on the improvement of this once-glorious street; and Parker is a former Capitol Hill contractor who formed a local chapter of the Young Marines out of concern for the young at-risk members of our community and then went on to become National Executive Director of the Young Marines. In addition, each year the Keller Award of $7,500 is awarded to a community organization; this year’s recipient is the Friends of Garfield Park, a group which is working to renovate this park near the SE-SW Freeway on South Carolina Avenue. The CHAMPS Foundation is the charitable arm of the Capitol Hill Association of Merchants and Professionals; it annually gives out over $75,000 in support of non-profit organizations and schools within our community. Tickets for the black-tie affair are $125 each; for more information about the dinner and sponsorship opportunities, contact Phyllis Jane Young at 543-7000, ext. 232. Underwriters for the event are Pardoe Real Estate ERA, Charles C. and Susan H. Parsons, and the Folger Shakespeare Library. May 15th: PEN/Faulkner Awards, Folger Shakespeare Library, 201 East Capitol St., SE Under-utilized by locals, the Folger Shakespeare Library really is a veritable treasure-trove of things to do that exercise the mind. The PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction, is named for author William Faulkner (who used his Nobel Prize funds to create an award for young writers) and affiliated with PEN (Poets, Playwrights, Editors, Essayists, and Novelists), the international writers’ organization. The award is the largest annual juried prize for fiction in the United States. The 1999 nominees are Russell Banks, Michael Cunningham, Barbara Kingsolver, Brian Morton, and Richard Selzer, whose works of fiction were published in 1998; the award winner receives $15,000 and each of the other four nominees receives $5,000. Tickets for the event are $75; for more information, call 675-0345. May 30th: National Memorial Day Concert, West Lawn, U.S. Capitol building, 8 PM This is really one of the times when living on the Hill is absolutely grand! Where else can you live where you can just walk down the street with your picnic basket to listen to the National Symphony Orchestra under the stars—and then walk home afterwards without fighting 250,000 other concert-goers in traffic? The Memorial Day Concert is certainly The 1999 Capitol Hill Commuinity Achievement Award Winners: Sharon Ambrose, Jim Parker and Margot Kelly VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 6 Spring AT THE MARKET B Y B O N N Y W O L F Maria Calomiris grew up in Sparta, Greece, and says, “When we had tomatoes, we had tomatoes.” Like most people growing up before refrigerated trucks and easy air transport, she ate what was in season. Today, of course, tomatoes are available year round – as are most foods. But there is still a primal urge to eat seasonally. You can force bulbs indoors, but it’s not really spring until the first crocus blooms in the yard and the first tiny asparagus spears turn up at the Eastern Market. The market is as old-fashioned as seasonal produce. Built in 1873, it is the city’s last public fresh-food and farmers market, recalling a time when food shopping was done daily rather than monthly. But as the trend continues away from packaged foods and back to fresh ingredients, the Eastern Market looks avant garde. So when the season turns to what poet ee cummings described as “mud luscious” and “puddle wonderful,” when it’s time to stow the soup pot and stoke the grill, the Eastern Market is a good place to start. Like spring weather, spring food is unpredictable. Fiddlehead ferns are only available for a couple of weeks, and it’s hard to know exactly when. Depending on the weather, the soft shell crabs may be in early … or late. If there’s a cold snap, the shad go too deep to catch. Left, Maria Calomiris. Right, Richard (L) and Chad (R) Glasgow Taste of the Hill farmers on the Delmarva (Delaware-Maryland-Virginia) Peninsula developed a broiler chicken that replaced the spring chicken. Chicken consumption went up, and prices went down. While it’s no longer just a spring dish, Melvin Inman of Market Poultry says people eat a lot of chicken this time of year. Capon, Rock Cornish hens and rabbit are also popular on spring menus. And Chris Nicholas of Capitol Hill Poultry says he’s getting a lot of fresh game birds now – pheasants, guinea, quail. “Grilling game birds is the best,” says Nicholas. He also recommends capon on the grill. If you want red meat in spring, you want lamb. Adam Glasgow at Union Meat Co. says people buy fewer roasts and more cuts of lamb as the weather gets warmer. And while Union Meat gets lamb year round from their Baltimore supplier, Glasgow says they sell more in the spring. A simply roasted leg of lamb—full of garlic, rosemary and lemon—is the quintessential spring dinner. There are also loin and rib chops, spring lamb stew and a crown lamb roast which the meat counters will make up with a little advance notice. Europeans think the per- VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 7 But you can walk through the Eastern Market this time of year and put together a meal that tastes like spring. Menus should be uncomplicated and focus on the fresh, clear flavors of spring foods. Desserts are lighter and it’s a good time to enjoy the last of the really good citrus fruit. To start, Jorge Canales of Eastern Market Grocery has a number of filled pastas for spring—asparagus and ricotta, tomato basil pasta filled with smoked mozzarella, basil linguini. All his pastas come from Silver Spring, MD. Both he and Bowers Fancy Cheeses say as soon as the first decent tomatoes are available, customers start looking for fresh mozzarella to eat with them (and a sprig of basil). Both vendors start carrying fresh mozzarella – domestic and Italian – this time of year. On to the main course. Spring is a bountiful season at Southern Maryland Seafood Co. Inc. All along the East Coast, people wait for the short season to eat shad and its plump roe. Shad is the boniest of all eating fish, but Southern Maryland Seafood sells boned shad filets as well as whole shad and shad planks. Chad Glasgow of Southern Maryland Seafood says wild rockfish should be in around now and possibly fresh Georgia white shrimp. He says the earliest softshells may be available next month. A plump roast chicken with tender spring greens is another perfect meal. Chicken used to be a seasonal food – as in “You’re no spring chicken.” But in the 1930s, fect accompaniment to roast lamb is fava beans. Americans have been slow to warm to fava beans, maybe because cleaning them is time consuming and Americans are people in a hurry. The beans have to be removed from their sleeping-bag-like pods before they can be cooked. What you find inside are pale green beans that look like baby limas with a slightly bitter, fresh taste. They aren’t as starchy as some beans. Spring is also the season for asparagus, dandelion greens, sorrel, sugar snap peas, artichokes, young garlic and spring Vidalia onions. Both Mrs. Calomiris and Chang Paik at the market’s Fancy Fruit say if they don’t have what you want, they will special order it in a reasonable quantity. On Saturdays, produce is available outdoors as well as inside. Debbie Jacomet, who brings her Jaco Jardin to the outdoor market on Saturdays, offers many uncommonly seen seasonal vegetables. She has fiddlehead ferns for their fleeting season, wild mushrooms such as hen of the woods, black trumpet and hedgehog, and what she calls “infant vegetables” – tiny zucchini and pattypan squash. OK. What’s for dessert? Simple—strawberries. In the 16th century, author William Butler wrote about the strawberry: “Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did.” Granted, the berries around now are not the sweet, local fruit that will come in the early summer. But strawberries are a hearty fruit that ship pretty well. It’s just right that a spring meal end with strawberries—simply macerated in liqueur or tumbled with whipped From left: Melvin Inman, Jorge Canales, Jack Cully of Bowers Fancy Cheeses, Debbie Jacomet and assistant of Jaco Jardin VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 8 Signs of Spring Following are some of the foods available in spring at the Eastern Market. Capon is a rooster that is castrated when quite young, fed a fattening diet and brought to market when it’s less than a year old. Capons are full breasted, tender and juicy—perfect for roasting. Dandelion greens are an old-fashioned vegetable with new sophistication. New American cuisine has caught up with the old Southern tradition of stewing these greens in the spring when they are most tender, before they flower. They’re supposed to be a good decongestant—an added attraction in Washington in the spring. Fiddlehead ferns is an early growth stage of any fern. They are the tightly coiled, unfurled fern frond. They get their name from their appearance — like the head of a violin. Don’t pick your own. They’re not all edible. Choose bright green, firm and compact ferns. They need to be cooked pretty soon after you buy them. Mozzarella is a mild, fresh whole-milk cheese usually packaged in water. It has a soft texture and delicate taste—very different from the factory produced mozzarella found in supermarkets. Buffalo mozzarella is the top-of-the-line fresh mozzarella. Most of the buffalo mozzarella available in the United States is a combination of water buffalo milk and cow’s milk. Rock Cornish hens look like miniature chickens. They are hybrids of Cornish and White Rock chickens. Shad is the boniest of all eating fish, but Southern Maryland Seafood sells boned shad filets as well as whole shad and shad planks. Some people bake the whole shad in a slow oven all day to soften the bones. Shad roe is the eggs of the shad. When buying shad roe, look for a bright color, clear vein pattern and no splits in the sac holding the eggs. Roe is generally fried or baked. When properly cooked, it should feel firm and be pink in the center. Sorrel is a green that looks like spinach and is often served with shad roe because its slight bitterness and acidity cuts through the richness of the roe. It’s also common in spring salads. There are many different kinds of sorrel which differ in flavor. The youngest and mildest are available in spring. Look for bright Recipes Rockfish Stuffed with Crab Meat From The New York Times Cookbook by Craig Claiborne 1 4-pound rockfish Salt 1 pound crab meat, picked over well 14 cup chopped chives or green onion 14 cup chopped parsley 14 cup butter, melted 3 tablespoons chopped celery 12 cup fresh bread crumbs 14 cup heavy cream Freshly ground black pepper to taste Olive or vegetable oil Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Grease a baking dish and cover with a double thickness of aluminum foil, allowing foil to overlap at both ends. Grease the foil. (This procedure will prevent the cooked fish from breaking when it is transferred from the pan to a serving platter.) Sprinkle the fish inside and out with salt. Combine the remaining ingredients, except the oil, and mix. Stuff the fish with the mixture and close with skewers and string. Sprinkle the fish with oil and place in the foil-covered baking dish. Bake uncovered until fish flakes easily when tested with a fork, about 30-40 minutes. Minted Sugar Snap Peas From Gourmet Magazine, September 1993 (Serves 4 to 6) 1 12 pounds sugar snap peas, trimmed 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 2 tablespoons finely shredded fresh mint leaves In a kettle of salted boiled water, cook the snap peas for 1 to 3 minutes or until they are crisptender. Drain them and plunge them into a bowl of ice and cold water to stop the cooking. Drain the peas well. In a large skillet, melt the butter, add 1` tablespoon of the mint, the peas, and salt and pepper to taste. Heat over moderately low heat, stirring, until the peas are heated through. Sprinkle the peas with the remaining 1 tablespoon mint. Strawberries in Liqueur From “The Seasonal Kitchen” by Perla Meyers (Vintage Books, 1975) From top: Chang Paik, Pierre Boone of Union Meat, Blue Iris (Serves 4 to 6) 2 or 3 pints hulled strawberries 4 tablespoons granulated sugar 4 tablespoons cherry brandy Juice of 2 oranges Pinch of grated orange rind 1 cup heavy cream whipped 2 tablespoons confectioners sugar 12 cup sour cream Finely chopped unsalted pistachios Rinse strawberries under cold running water before hulling. Place berries in glass serving dish. Sprinkle with granulated sugar. Mix cherry brandy with orange juice and grated rind. Pour mixture over berries. Chill for 1 to 2 hours. Combine whipped cream with confectioners VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 9 J E A N N E M . E C K There are numerous fine restaurants on Capitol Hill where, each time you come to dine, the owner will greet you by name. If you prefer to do gourmet at home, Eastern Market vendors have the fixings to create your own version of a Bon Appetit centerfold. But for those who are without culinary skill or the benefit of an expense account, there are also hometown, funky places that serve good, cheap food. But don’t expect to be coddled. The staff won’t give a rat’s tail who you are. As a matter of fact, if you’re powerful (or just think you are), be prepared to have your ego scrambled along with your eggs. Power dining this ain’t and extra grease comes at no additional charge. Three such Capitol Hill establishments immediately come to mind: Jimmy T’s, Sherrill’s and the Tune Inn. You should note, the low-fat, high fiber health police wouldn’t be caught dead in any of these places, unless they’re out of uniform and looking for inexpensive comfort food. The Tune Inn is located a few doors up from the Capitol Hill Exxon at 33112 Pennsylvania Avenue, SE It doesn’t look like much on the outside. In fact, it doesn’t look like much on the inside either. It resembles a small VFW hall, in drag. Directly inside the entrance is a long bar. Bar stools are usually filled by regulars. Farther back, near the men’s room (whose door doesn’t always close completely) there are rows of booths and a few tables, all in various stages of disrepair. If you’re a woman, be prepared to run the “testosterone gauntlet.” The good news is, no one will bother you once you get past the bar and try to snuggle into a sagging, lumpy leatherette booth. The Tune Inn has been around in one place or another since 1933. As a matter of fact, owner Joseph Nardelli was one of the first to receive a liquor license from the District Government in 1933. The Tune Inn is open Sunday through Thursday from 8:00 A.M. until 2:00 A.M. and on Friday and Saturday from 8:00 A.M. until 3:00 A.M. They serve breakfast, lunch and dinner. Sausage & eggs, available all day, comes with home fries and toast and costs $4.50. A bacon cheeseburger with fries is $4.75. There are also daily lunch and dinner specials in the $5.00 range. Their meatloaf is a decent representation of the real thing, as is the beef stew. They also sell beer by the pitcher, but since this is about food, I’ll skip the details. The evening crowd is a mixed bag of locals, hill staffers and tradespeople. If you’re a night owl, you might want to hang around to see what develops. There are legendary stories about notable Washingtonians literally letting their whole body down on to the bar while downing shooters to the cheers and cat calls of other patrons. Sherrill’s Restaurant and Bakery, is also located on Pennsylvania Avenue, but in the two-hundred block at 233. They’re also open seven-days-a-week: Monday through Friday from 6:00 A.M. until 6:30 PM and Saturday from 7:00 A.M. until 6:30 PM On Sunday they open at 7:00 A.M. and close at 4:30 PM A chalkboard sign welcomes you and sets the tone: “Wait to be seated. Do not sit at dirty tables.” Sherrill’s is renowned for having been the subject of local artist, David Peterson’s film “Sherrill’s Restaurant” which was nominated for an Academy Award. Peterson chose Sherrill’s because, “…It was as if an anthropologist had come across a self-contained culture that had been isolated from modern years.” Sherrill’s is also known by local residents as the “Rude Bakery.” It has the oldest, most acerbic wait staff in history. As you enter Sherrill’s, a tempting display case offers cookies, doughnuts and assorted pastries. You can also purchase a cake for special occasions. Booths for two or more dot the interior. If you’re by yourself, you’d better not sit in a booth for four or you’ll get your butt kicked. A bacon cheeseburger will set you back $3.95. Fries cost an additional $1.50. Two eggs, any style, with sausage or bacon and toast, is $3.75. They have daily lunch specials that cost an average of $5.50, dinner specials are in the $5.75 price range. Egg dishes can be ordered all day. Regulars meet for breakfast, lunch or dinner each day. Generally, this is not a young crowd. Since they close at 6:30 PM, their dinner appeals to baby boomers’ parents who begin to arrive at 3:30 PM so they can arrive home before dark. Jimmy T’s Place, located at the corner of 5th and East Capitol, SE is also a family run business. It’s been around for thirty years. It’s smaller than Sherrill’s or the Tune Inn. On weekends, young yuppies form a neat queue outside while waiting for a table or booth to become available. Cindy Foster, the daughter of the original owner, and her husband John, do a lot of the cooking. Cindy is nice to everyone. John is more selective. Two eggs (any style) with sausage and toast is $3.85. At lunchtime, their usual patrons are neighbors and repair people who service the Capitol Hill community. A cheeseburger comes with french fries and costs $4.95. High Fat, Low Fiber Cheap and Funky Hill Hangouts Tunnicliff’s Circa1796 The Capitol Hill Tavern with a British name and a Cajun accent. 222 Seventh St., SE, Capitol Hill • 202-546-3663 515 8th Street, SE, Washington, DC 20003 1 Block South of Eastern Market Metro (202) 546-5303 Fax: (202) 546-2224 Visit us at www.washingtonpost.com/yp/szechuanhouse It is also known as the oldest and most authentic Chinese restaurant on Capitol Hill since 1982. CARRY OUT MENU How good are we? Just ask your neighbor! $2.00 OFF ORDERS OVER $15 (Before Sales Tax. With coupon only. One coupon per party. Expires 6/30/99. Carry out and delivery not included) We use low cholesterol oil 95% MSG free 210 7th Street, SE • Washington, DC 20003 202-547-5858 “…It was as if an anthropologist had come across a self-contained culture that had been isolated from modern years.” VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 10 So you just bought a beauty of an old house on the Hill, and loped off to Mattress Discounters for a new queen size bed. Ha. Poor you. The salesperson hadn’t a clue that the box spring would never make it around the bend at the top of the stairs. Or maybe your overstuffed furniture, just shipped across country from your California ranch, is collecting fallen cherry blossoms on the sidewalk. You look like you’ve been evicted before you’ve even arrived. Such are the miseries of new Hill dwellers. To the rescue: Bill Kramer and Jimmy Buchanan, owners of Row House Interiors, the classy new furniture, gift and design salon on Stanton Park. The guys, and the shop, are full of solutions for our wee house woes. Like coat racks for the entry—you know the spot where one might expect to have a closet. Or a bookcase that’s just 6 1/2” deep that could fit neatly at the top of the stairs. How about sofas that can be ordered in increments of an inch, and scaled down chairs that still manage to be cushy. Bill and Jimmy buy—and design— with an eye to the often quirky problems that beset owners of antique homes: tight doorways and staircases, cramped rooms, non-existent closets, and odd angles. They’ll do it all for you, of course, but are equally generous with free advice. Says Jimmy, who has lived on 5th St., NE for the past two years, “We can’t make furniture smaller, or rooms bigger, but we can tell people what to buy. If you go to Marlo’s no one’s gonna tell you, ‘hey, that won’t work.’ They just want to sell furniture. We want people to come back. So we help them cast off traditional ideas, like you have to have a BIG chair to sit in. We help them find furniture that works in smaller areas. It’s very difficult when someone comes in and looks at a triple dresser, and it’s $5,000 and you’d love to sell it to them, but you have to say, ‘you can’t have that.’ You can’t have that! For us, that’s …it’s heart-breaking. Especially when you’re balancing the checkbook.” Ask nicely and they’ll do back-flips to help you find what does work. Like the couple who bought a three-story row house with the idea of renting out the ground floor and living upstairs. When they came into the shop, Bill says, the lady was “this side of tears.” They’d just discovered that they couldn’t get their sofa upstairs to the living room. “So I explained that there really was no rule that you have to have a sofa in the living room. You can do the same things with chairs.” So they made a seating arrangement with four chairs and a glass coffee table, and added some ottomans for extra company seating. Said Bill, “We get locked into things, like our parents homes with the matching end tables, and the matching lamps, with the pictures way up in the air. That’s the way you always see it so that’s the way it is.” There’s nothing “locked-in” about the gifts and furnishings on this showroom floor. Run over now and you might still see an Alice-in- Wonderland of a bed, a queen-size Windsor 4- poster in rare park-raised English Oak (at $5862, about the most expensive item in the shop, and just sold). Then there are Tiffany-style lamps, mirrors, coat racks, rugs, framed paintings and prints, and tables, priced from hey, that’s really affordable, to Wow. Even the wow prices are comparatively reasonable, since typically the prices are marked up just 30%. Plus, if you don’t see it on the floor, they can sit you down to sift through catalogs and swatches, or use their connections to send you to the Washington Design Center. The gift selections are all well priced, and wonderfully witty. Pieces include beautiful stoneware from France in a variety of mix and match patterns, I Love Lucy book-ends, and an amber glass shaded bronze turtle that does double- duty as both a night-light and a charming door-stop. Then there are prettily embossed note cards, paper napkins and plates, picnic baskets, and handmade – by Bill - rhinestone necklaces for someone’s favorite kitty. For very good reasons, Row House Interiors is growing fast. So fast, that they might have to move out of their cozy Stanton Park shop in the next few months—thankfully, they’re just looking for a bigger space right here on the Hill. Row House Interiors is open from noon to 8 PM, Monday through Friday, and 10 AM to 6 PM Saturday and Sunday. 505 C Street, SE (on the south side of Stanton Park). 543-7016. Blue Stone Café & Ben and Jerry’s to Open this May in Old Post Office The licenses are in place, the build-out has begun, and we wait with baited tongue for the May 1 opening of the Blue Stone Café in the old post office building on 7th Street, SE. It better be open May 1. The owners’ mothers are coming to dinner. Bluestone is a new venture for Hill residents and managing partners: Robin Rains, Jane Dietze, Teresa Juliano, and Suzanne Michel. In fact this is rather a Hill story. There are another dozen or so neighbors investing in the restaurant, much of the cabinetry, and the service bar, is being done by local carpenter John Geiseke, and the antique barn-board tables are being made by David Lennard who shows his wares at Eastern Market. Robin Rains, the spokesperson for the group, says the café will be open every day but Monday for breakfast (brunch on weekends), lunch and Business Bits Catering to Close Quarters Easter window at Row House Interiors. VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 11 dinner. The concept behind it: New American cuisine with a “seasonal market” menu – in a setting that will resemble “a neighborhood restaurant in San Francisco.” Design details will take off on the Victorian motifs of butterflies and dragonflies on the mosaic columns that will grace the restaurant façade. Happily, the owners believe in classic, American-style breakfasts, the ones that come with home fries and hash browns. Also happily, there will be a full-time pastry chef creating breads, scones, focaccia, and desserts. Those weekday breakfasts and lunches will be served with an eye to the time-clock. We can expect to sit, eat, and scoot back to the office within 45 minutes. Rains says that the lights will dim and the pace slow to leisurely at dinner. Chef and coowner, Teresa Juliano, who studied at Maryland’s Academe de Cuisine, and most recently worked at the Tabard Inn, is planning 8-10 entrees each evening. The selection will include seafood (oh, is it about time!), freerange chicken, beef, pasta and at least one vegetarian dish. Since Chef Juliano insists on serving food at its tasty peak, that menu will change according to what’s best at the market. Rains and her partner, Jane Dietz, will be supplying much of the produce from their farm in Edinburg, VA. They’ll be growing “heirloom” tomatoes (the old fashioned, non-hybridized sorts that are a distant memory for most of us) along with baby vegetables, edible flowers, and herbs. With other ingredients, like cow, the emphasis will be—whenever possible—on the fresh and organic. The tab? Dinner entrees will be in the $15 to $20 range. Breakfast, brunch and lunch will be “moderately” priced. As for the building, Scott Hammer, property manager for Stanton Development Corporation, which owns the space, promises that the design is a knock-out. It is, after all, by award winning architect Amy Weinstein. Weinstein is responsible for quite a few Capitol Hill buildings including: 666 Pennsylvania Avenue, at the corner of 7th and Pennsylvania; the National Association for Home Care, across the street from Eastern Market; and the new Ellen Wilson Housing on the North side of the freeway between 6th and 7th Streets, SE. The new façade will include decorative stonework, glass, German and Italian tiles, and those whimsically Victorian mosaic columns. The outdoor patio, which will serve both Blue Stone and the adjacent Ben & Jerry’s (see next story), will be surrounded by a brick retaining wall and topped with decorative handrails. Little Bites: Make Mine Mel Gibson. Oops, I mean chocolate. Surprise celebrity scoopers will be handing out FREE ice cream cones at our almost-here-wecan’t- wait Ben and Jerry’s from noon until 8 PM on Tuesday April 27th! Ben & Jerry’s started Free Cone Day when they opened their first store in a renovated gas station in Burlington, Vermont in 1978. Free Cone Day, which features free scoops of ice cream in cups or cones, began as a “fun way” to appreciate customers, and remains an annual event at all Ben & Jerry’s stores. While you’re slurping, owner Lori Johnston hopes you’ll consider a donation to the non-profit organization KaBoom, which will be building a brand-new — and safe — playground at 10th and Maryland Ave., NE. The Ben and Jerry’s Scoop Shop is at 327 7th St., SE. Hot News. Sizzling Express, the upscale buffet mini-chain that has been doing bang-up business downtown on K Street and also at the McPherson Square Metro stop for the past year, will be soon be opening their third location at 600 Pennsylvania Ave., SE. Restaurant owner, Mr. Chon, says that they’ll be open from 6:30 AM and will remain open for dinner, something not offered downtown. He’s also looking into providing an outdoor café, and is considering both the parking area at the rear of the building and the front sidewalk for outdoor seating. This will depend, he says, on how amenable the city is to issuing the license. We asked him to please persevere. Freddy Lewis, rental agent for the property, couldn’t rave enough about the quality, freshness, and presentation of the food. The extremely varied menu normally includes over 150 dishes each day, an array that includes everything from sausage and eggs, to sushi, salads and other vegetarian dishes, sandwiches and freshly carved turkey and roast beef. All of which is available for sit-down, carry out, and delivery. Watch this space for the grand opening announcement! Have a “Poster Pet”? Don’t our “best friends” deserve those “15 minutes of fame” too? Be a good human and enter Fluffy or Lance in Doolittle’s Pet-of-the-Month contest. Starting in April, Doolittle’s will select one pampered pet each month to be “Pet of the Month”. The lucky dog (or cat or hamster or….) will be crowned “poster pet”—and his or her picture will be featured at www.doolittle’s.com. In addi- Banana Cafe & Piano Bar Serving the Best Cuban, Puerto Rican, & Mexican Food in the City! Open for lunch, dinner & Sunday Brunch No Cover! Piano Bar Upstairs Tues-Sat Performances by Deena Javor and Chuck Smith Happy Hour Tues-Fri 5-7:30 Upstairs only Drink Specials with Free Hors d’oeuvres 500 8th St, SE 1 block east of Blue/Orange Eastern Market Metro / 202-543-5906 311 & 315 7th Street, SE • 202.543.1705 • www.wovenhistory.com Store Hours: 10-6, Tue-Sun. Eastern Market Metro Woven History and Silk Road ??Distinctive Collars & Leads ??Expert All-Breed Grooming ??Premium Pet Foods & Treats ??Unique Gifts and Toys… for Pets and Pet Lovers 224 Seventh Street, SE,Washington, DC Directly across from Eastern Market! (202) 544-8710 Doolittle’s, 224 th St., SE VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 12 tion to a full month of on line fame, the lucky winner will receive a bag of delectable gourmet treats. To enter, visit the Doolittle’s website (we’ve provided a link at www.voiceofthehill.com) and e-mail your favorite photo. If you just want a can of cat food, stop by Doolittle’s Pet Supplies, Gifts and Grooming, 224 7th St., SE. 544-8710. Facelift. Sizzling Express will be mounted in a spiffy new setting, thanks to Andy Eshelman of MGP Real Estate who recently bought 600 Pennsylvania Avenue. In just a few short months the building, which is anchored by Citibank on the corner, has gone from half empty to 93% rented. New tenants include the Democratic Leadership Conference, Amnesty International, and the National Oceans Campaign. To please them, and us, Eshelman is putting nearly $3 million into sprucing up the lobby, various common areas, and the facade. What we’ll see from the street is a “more appropriate” front door, new signage, and new landscaping – including a pledge to do something about that triangular eye-sore of a parklet at the corner of 6th and Pennsylvania. Eshelman says he wants this to be “the best building in the neighborhood.” GI Jane For some of us the trudge up three flights of stairs to the Boot Camp of Capitol Hill is enough of a work-out thank you. Then again, landing sprawled and panting across the Boot Camp front desk after such minimal exertion shows us what very sorry shape we’re in. Wiry 50-something GI Jane offers a diet overhaul (based on popular diet “The Zone”), along with a combination of aerobic and anarobic exercises that’s guaranteed to drop you a few sizes within a MONTH (and don’t forget, bikini season’s right around the corner). To prove she’s got the right stuff, Jane’s offering a FREE 112 hour workout. Just call: GI Jane’s, Boot Camp of Capitol Hill. 645 Pennsylvania Ave., SE, 202-543-6899. Flying Carpets. Memet Yalcin, owner of Woven History, is heading off on another rug buying trip. Heaven knows where he’ll put them. The stacks of carpet already look like fanciful pillars supporting the ceiling. Yalcin, a former teacher and lecturer with a doctorate in Asian and Altaic studies from Harvard, has packed thousands of new, semi-antique and Oriental rugs into his mini-bazaar on 7th Street. The shop also carries wonderful oddments and artifacts, like Kilim pillows, copper pots, and Tibetan Jewelry—great wedding and graduation gifts! Woven History, 315 7th St., SE. 543-1705. Say Zando! By now you’ve probably figured that one out, but for months before they opened we heard some pretty wild guesses about how to pronounce the name of our trendy new coffee bar-cum bar bar. Xando, on Pennsylvania Ave. at 3rd St., has been deservedly mobbed since they opened the doors. Now that the air has turned balmy, the crowds are taking their java with a splash of sun (or moon) shine. Xando’s outdoor space is a most welcome addition to our rapidly growing sidewalk café scene. Xando, 301 PA., Ave. SE. 546-3345 Dock it Here. Little Port Café, just down past the Freeway overpass on 8th Street, SE has finally gotten a liquor license. Chef Allen Williams, who comes to us from the dining room at the National Press Club, has been serving up salads, burgers and sandwiches and a lunch buffet to a packed lunchtime crowd since the place opened last Labor Day weekend. Unfortunately, the restaurant’s dry state made luring customers back for dinner a struggle. This is a pity, since the evening menu includes creations like “honey stung” fried chicken, filet of flounder stuffed with spinach and scallops, Cajun crab cakes, steaks and pasta. Given the location, it’s also tough for them to be visible. This place deserves support. The prices are reasonable, the service is attentive, the food’s tasty —- and there’s a dining coupon offered in the Port Café ad. Oh, and Robin Rains, one of the owners of the new Blue Stone Café, will vouch for Alan’s “killer” Cadillac Margaritas. Give it a shot. Port Café. 1102 8th St., SE. 543-8372. A Dog Eat Dog World? Not at Dog-Ma, the Hill’s one and only doggie day care center. Owner, Rebecca Bisgyer says aggressive behavior just won’t do. But for pets that love being around people — and other dogs — day care can be a blessing. With 7,000 sq. ft. of space to romp, no wonder they “ flourish in this environment.” Bisgyer says, “They’re tired and loving when they get home, and you don’t have to watch them if they’re chewers. They’ve been doing it all day.” Dog-Ma’s located on Virginia Ave. SE, PortCafé 2 Entrées for the price of 1! (Dinner only) Lunch 11:30 am-3pm Dinner 5-10pm Tuesday-Saturday Easy Parking 1102 8th Street, SE 202.543.8371 Download this coupon at www.voiceofthehill.com and visit us again! Coupon good through 5/15/99 _ Ribs _ Steaks _ Seafood _ Pasta _ Vegetarian THE ORIGINAL HEALTH, DIET AND FITNESS BOOT CAMP of Capitol Hill for Full and Small Figures Men and Women lose 3-5 sizes in 30 days Call G.I. Jane for a FREE workout 202-547-7906 Walk-ins welcome Mon-Fri 6:30am-9:30pm • Sat 9:30am-3pm • Closed Sun 645 Pennsylvania Ave, SE Eastern Market Metro www.washington.digitalcity.com/bootcamp BIG SPRING SPECIAL 1/2 OFF 16 Workouts with Trainer Expires July 15. With this ad. Not valid with any other offer. Congratulations to the Voice 218 Seventh Street, SE Port Café, 1102 8th St., SE VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 13 on the other side of the Freeway. Close enough to be convenient, far enough from residential neighbors to let pets yap their little hearts out. Dog-Ma, 821 Virginia Ave., SE, Washington, DC 20003. 543-7805. Shop with Suede. The Banana Café will be hosting a benefit for the Lesbian & Gay Chorus of Washington on Sunday, April 18th at 4:30 PM. The fund-raiser features the sultry jazz of Suede, and a live auction. Tickets are $25, and can be purchased through 800-494-TIXS. Banana Café, 500 8th St., SE. 543-5906. Quilt Talk. Now showing in the upstairs art gallery at The Village is an example of Sujuni quilting made by women in Bihar, a state in northeast India. Sujani quilts are handcrafted from start to finish, and take three to four months to complete. Each quilt tells a story. The one on display tells how bamboo and mango trees provide baskets and food for a village. The Village, 705 North Carolina Ave., SE. 546-3040. Star Wears. If you’re a Clothes Encounters consignor, keep your eye peeled on the new Kristen Scott-Thomas/Harrison Ford flick due out this summer. You might see something of your previously- own tossed about. Seems a tres Hollywood type swept through the shop during last year’s filming – an event that tied up traffic around Eastern Market for a solid week – grabbing up bits and pieces to stock a closet that would be emptied by Scott-Thomas. By the way, our consignment shop to the stars celebrates its 20th anniversary this year. Congratulations Linda McMullen and Company! Clothes Encounters, 202 7th St., SE, 546-4004. Capitol Cowpokes. Red River Western Wear is also show-busy. It’s where costumers for the galloped- off-to-Broadway Annie Get Your Gun picked the perfect white cowboy boots for Bernadette Peters – along with piles of belts and accessories for other cast members. The shop’s also a hot source for souvenirs for foreign tourists. “Sure is,” says owner Sandy Thompson, “after all, is there anything more American than Cowboys and Indians?” She’s served visitors from all over the world, most recently an Italian gent who trotted out of the shop with turquoise and silver earrings for his wife, and a ten gallon hat for himself. Red River’s at 641 Pennsylvania Ave., SE. 546-6930. “Crummy But Good” Tiny Bistro Italiano, at 320 D St., NE has found a moment of fame in the Food pages of the March 17th Washington Post. The paper’s Crummy But Good column features restaurants that “…look so bad from the outside that you would hesitate to take your mother inside, especially if she were wearing her good dress…[but] once inside, you find a combination of a good menu, good food, relaxing atmosphere, friendly people and reasonable prices.” Bistro, they say, qualifies on all counts. Neil Scott, who nominated the restaurant for inclusion said, “from the outside you could mistake Bistro Italiano for one of the dry-cleaning establishments on Capitol Hill.” But once inside, writer Donovan Kelly found spaghetti sauce with a “nice subtle bite,” and “sinful fresh-made cannoli.” Bistro Italiano, 320 D St, NE. 546-4522. Warming Mom’s Soul. Mother’s Day is almost here, and so is the mad dash to grab something for her that’s wonderful, beautiful and unique enough to suit. Thankfully, Art & Soul has clothing, jewelry and tsotchkas that are eclectic enough to suit just about anyone’s mommy. Just arrived is a set of prettily etched, frosted glass bud vases, a collection of serving ceramic bowls, mugs and cups from a Seattle artist, The National Capital Bank welcomes the Voice of the Hill Xando, 3rd and Penn, SE VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 14 B Y L I N D A N O R T O N Did those interminable winter weeks of being stuck inside the house with the flu give you plenty of time to dwell on your eyesores? Did you figure that (if you ever got well again) there were some projects that definitely needed attention? Well, spring has sprung and if you’re reading this you’re probably still alive. The only problem is, spring brings with it many demands on our time, guests to our doorsteps, and a pressing desire to go outside and play. What we all need are a few “quick fixes” to update and freshen things up without a lot of labor intensive activity. A Room of a Different Color Paint is the ultimate, easy, inexpensive redecorating tool. More can be done to give a room a new lease on life with a quick coat of paint than anything else you can do. Selecting a new paint color is a cinch if you choose one that coordinates with a rug or fabric that you already have in the room. Let’s say your walls are yellow, and your sofa is upholstered in a blue, green and yellow print. Simply shifting to green walls will give you the fresh look you’re after, and often the subtle background shading in your fabric will guide you to the perfect hue. Once you’ve selected the color, take a cushion or a swatch of fabric along when you go to buy your paint. Most paint stores can now match any color you take in to them. If your walls are white, and you’re a little nervous about adding color, try a wash of color on an accent wall, or the ceiling. An accent wall behind a bed or sofa will give you the punch that you’re looking for, and will subtly reflect color onto the walls or ceiling. To make a dramatic change in a room with a high ceiling, paint the ceiling and carry it down the wall to the picture rail. Your walls will seem less tall and the room will appear larger. No picture rail? Measure down the wall to the point where the trim would be and snap a chalk line around the room at that level. Keep your edge straight by putting up paint “masking” tape along the line. Now paint the ceiling color down to the line and finish off with trim, a simple stencil, or wallpaper border. Walls in rotten condition? A good, fast treatment, especially for a small room, such as a powder room, is to find a fabric that you love (sheets are good for this) to cover the cracks. Use a staple gun to attach the fabric to the top of the wall, pull it tight, and then staple the bottom. Cover the seams with ribbon or trim attached with a glue gun. Another way of covering walls with fabric is to install curtain rods around the perimeter at the ceiling angle and at the baseboard. Then all you have to do is to shirr (or gather) the fabric onto the rods at top and bottom. Take Your Blinders Off! First, and most rewarding, strip off all the drapery and give your windows a good washing both inside and out. You’ll be amazed at what a lift this will give the room, and your spirits. Send the draperies out to be cleaned and stored for Home on the Hill Quick Fixes Spring’s the Time for Fresh Beginnings... VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 15 next winter and consider some lighter options. You may decide to keep your windows unadorned for a while. This can be a fresh, cool, summer choice. But if the view is lacking, or privacy is a consideration, there are breezy, easy alternatives to heavy drapes. Try hanging sheer or semi-sheer panels from simple tension rods. These curtains are available at very reasonable prices, and they let light in while providing privacy from the street. For a “topper” or valence, try draping a scarf or tablecloth over the rod at the top of the sheer. A valance can also give polish to a window left curtainless. Be creative! You can top windows with antique linens, lace, tea towels, old handkerchiefs, sheets and random lengths of fabric. These can usually just be folded over the rod. If they require draping, they can easily be held in place by driving two small finishing nails into the top of the window trim and bunching the fabric with a rubber band. Slip the rubber band over the nail to hold everything in place. If the rubber band shows, simply cover it with a strip of the same or contrasting fabric or a length of ribbon or trim. Shake it Up That old adage, “hang pictures at eye level” sticks in everyone’s head, but unless you’re living in a gallery, where everyone stands up all of the time, most residential art is viewed from a seated level. So move those pictures down for a whole new view. A height of 8”-10” above a piece of furniture is a good place to start. Now, strip your rooms of accessories and redistribute them as if you were putting them out for the first time. You may want to put some pieces away for a while, or move them to a different room. You’ll enjoy those things that you love even more in a fresh setting. While you’re at it, take a good look at your lighting. Rearranging or changing your lighting can make a huge difference in the ambiance of any room. If you only have a ceiling fixture, consider adding table and floor lamps. Accent lights add interest, particularly when you use them to illuminate favorite objects. Consider adding mirrors too. They always add sparkle, and are particularly useful in a row house that lacks side windows. Placed on windowless walls, they reflect the light from the existing windows and from lamps. Placed behind or across from a favorite object or view, mirrors magnify and enhance the effect. Art poor? Calendars and coffee table books provide great quality prints on good paper. After you get past the idea of cutting them up, you’ll have wonderful prints of a uniform size. Some matting and framing wizardry will give you a great picture display for above a bed or along a hallway. For a really quick fix, set out bowls or other containers of flowers, fruit or even vegetables. This is an easy way to bring color and visual interest to a table or dresser. Longing to give your kitchen a lift? Try replacing the knobs and drawer pulls on your cabinets. There are so many wonderful new knobs available now at very reasonable prices from catalogues and stores like Ikea, Target, and Home Depot. For a more one-of-akind feel, try rummaging through the drawers at Antiques on the Hill. When you head out to shop, take along an existing knob and handle to be sure that the screw holes in your cabinets will line up with the new hardware. Hanging plates can provide instant design interest to the room—and is a great way to enjoy dinnerware that is too pretty to hide, or has too high a lead content to be used for food. Plates, and platters, can be easily mounted on walls with spring backed plate holders. Linda Norton is owner of Linda Norton Interiors on Capitol Hill. She can be reached at 202-544- 2924 ANTIQUES BUY SELL TRADE 701 N. CAROLINA AVE, SE WASHINGTON, DC 202-543-1819 Patricia Elmes Farley, Linen, silkscreened Window toppers, a favorite-things display and new knobs all are part of quick fixes for spring. VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 16 Dear Judith: I read the Capitol Hill Restoration Society Guidelines about paint colors and they said to leave brick houses brick color. Wouldn’t it be boring if all of the houses on the Hill were brick color? Isn’t it better to have variety and lighter colors to brighten things up? Turning purple on 10th Street. Dear Turning Purple: A lot of people think that color is absolute. That avocado green is and always has been revolting. That rose is too seventies for words. What you should infer from this is that color is highly subjective, especially if you are old enough ever to have bought any avocado kitchen things. The idea of “light and bright” is actually rather a recent one. It reflects our time. In thirty years people may say “light and bright? Ugh. It’s so late 20th century” just like people today dismiss things as so “70’s” or so “50’s.” You may see where this is leading. Here we are, living in old houses in what is the largest historic district in the whole country. Capitol Hill was designated a historic district to acknowledge its extraordinary intactness. On many of our streets, if you took away the cars, it could be a hundred and twenty years ago. Our neighborhood is extremely unusual in having such consistent streetscapes of buildings that were nearly all built in the last three or four decades of the nineteenth century. So, here we are in our open-air museum. We live in a Kodak moment. Now, what would you think if during the 1970’s some of the people who live in Venice, Italy, decided to paint all of the gorgeous Venetian Gothic stonework on their glorious houses in the magnificent day-glo colors of that decade? Or, what if a lot of people on the Hill decided to paint their houses in those lovely Williamsburg colors we now associate with the Colonial era? Wouldn’t you think it incongruous to see our Victorian-era buildings gussied up in Colonial togs? Light and bright may be what is popular today, but day-glo, avocado, forest green, and mauve were once “popular” too. The simpler preservation philosophy presented in the Guidelines is just to accept the buildings as representatives of their time, separate from personal preference, and let them be the color they would have been when they were new. Dear Judith: My front door is old and my carpenter said it would be cheaper to get a new one than try to fix this one. What should I do? Coming unhinged Dear Unhinged: Get a new carpenter! You need a carpenter who will say, “You can’t get a door made from old-growth wood like this today, and you can’t afford to get one like this custom made. It’s just some rot at the base, a lot of accumulated paint, and a loose joint or two. I’ll make you a temporary door while I take this one to my shop. I’ll use epoxy consolidant on this wood at the bottom, and maybe add a little wood if it is gone altogether. I’ll get a lot of this paint off and use epoxy fillers in the holes and gaps. If necessary, I’ll reglue any joints that are loose. Then you can pick a new paint color, and I’ll paint the door in my shop to make sure I get good coverage on the top, the bottom and the edges. I’ll rehang the door and it will be better in every way than a new one.” When you ask him how much it will cost, expect his price to be less than installing a new door of appropriate design, and of similar quality —but not a lot less. But, you should be willing to pay that to get a door “better in every way than a new one,” and you can rest assured that you won’t have to make any more repairs to your fine old door in your lifetime. Just be sure to keep a good coat of paint on the top, bottom, and edges. Have an old house question? Send it to Ask Judith, c/o Voice of the Hill, 120 11th St., SE, or use the comment section on www.voiceofthehill. com Ask Judith We have been located on Capitol Hill for more than 20 years serving the District of Columbia and Maryland Let us make your refinance, purchase or sale hassle free with no stress Call us 202-544-0800 650 Pennsylvania Ave., SE Suite 170 Washington, DC 20003 Curious about these guidelines? They are available through the Capitol Hill Restoration Society office. Call 543-0425. They’ll soon be posted to www.voiceofthehill.com, too. VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 17 By Jeanne M. Eck Newly published author, former member of congress from New York and Capitol Hill resident, Bob Mrazak says with a derisive laugh, “I’m an overnight success.” From all indications, his first published novel, Stonewall’s Gold, which focuses on the Civil War, is destined to be propelled into both the literary and commercial stratosphere. Stonewall’s Gold isn’t his first novel. He’s written two others, both unpublished. His first, a contemporary story about the losses two young members of congress experience as they battle it out to become the next Speaker of the House, brought agent and publisher rejections. His second, the story of a family at war during the Vietnam era, failed to produce a publisher, but secured him an agent who was enthusiastic about his work, but not the subject matter. “My agent said that the Vietnam war was too tumultuous. She said, ‘Why don’t you write something more commercial?’ So I ended up writing about the most divisive and tumultuous war in our history!” he recounts with amusement. Mrazak turned to his extensive library and reread “my favorite reminiscences about the Civil War to refresh my memory. I’ve just been fascinated by the types of people who lived then, the heroes and the rogues, what made them the way they were . . . You develop a kinship with those who are long forgotten . . . The hard part was developing a plot. I was really struggling.” In March of 1997, while traveling with his daughter Susannah to visit colleges, the plot for Stonewall’s Gold awakened him. “All these ideas for a story were bubbling out of me . . . I woke up at two o’clock in the morning. I always keep a tape recorder next to my bed. I dictated for about two hours. After the tape was transcribed, I had about forty pages of notes. The notes weren’t in chronological order, but it was pretty much the layout of the first half of the story, characters, everything.” His novel is set near a farm in Virginia that Bob and his wife, Cathie, owned for ten years while he was in congress. “I’d traipsed and hiked all over the different parts of the valley. I had a sense of the landscape . . . Basically, it’s the product of a lifetime of research and personal experience.” For example, “it turns out that the boy [the main character] would have this old horse and the horse would take the boy through some really terrible things. This was based on the most traumatic and agonizing event my daughter lived through, when she had to put her twenty-eight-year-old horse down.” Unlike his unpublished novels, which took two years each to write, Mrazak penned Stonewall’s Gold in four quick months. Mrazak’s “sudden” literary success isn’t the only irony in a life filled with challenges met. As a result of the house banking scandal, he lost both his congressional seat and bid for the senate. Ironically, if he’d won election to the senate, he wouldn’t be alive today. He would have been too busy to see his doctor. “I would have been dead because I never would have gone to the doctor about a sinus problem and learned that I had a tumor at the base of my brain that was pressing up against, and had already dis- Neighbors Buy all of your office and computer supplies without leaving the city! 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You know, life works out in ways that sometimes seem—at first—not to be a blessing. There are things that happen to you that are really blessings you hadn’t even considered.” He says thoughtfully, “In the process of recuperating, I came to the conclusion that life is very tenuous sometimes and that I wanted to take on as many interesting challenges as I could. So while I was doing the writing, I was pursuing many other high-risk things like trying to start a rival league to major league baseball. I was trying to do anything but lobby.” Nothing worked out. “I’m blessed with a sense of optimism inherited from my mother that seems to have a very deep reservoir,” he adds with gratitude. Writing is something Mrazak’s always done. “This past summer, when we were up in Maine, I started going through a lot of boxes from my childhood that I had shipped up there, along with some my parent’s had boxed up when they moved. For the first time in twenty-five years, I started to go through these boxes of junk and I found all these stories I’d started writing when I was a small boy . . . I realized I’ve had an interest, maybe even a need to write since I was nine or ten-years-old . . . I had enough material there to publish another two or three books of the most God awful stuff you can imagine!. . .It was stuff I was churning out for the pleasure of it.” What’s his life like today? In addition to just being there for Cathie and their children, Suzanna and James, this Capitol Hill resident of 16 years is at work on his second historical novel. He’s also juggling a book tour with what has become a fulltime job, running interference for Howard Milstein. “It’s an embarrassment of riches,” he says in his understated, gentle way. Mrazak’s Gold Conly Robert PERSONAL COMPUTER FLUENCY Training and application support for MS Office • Word • Excel • Access • Outlook • Powerpoint 623 North Carolina Avenue, SE Washington, DC 20003 Phone/Fax 202.546.8034 email rconly@paltech.com VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 18 BY PAUL AND MOLLY SINGER CAPITOL HILL IS OFTEN VIEWED DARKLY through the lens of politics: a mecca for cold-hearted politicians, lobbyists and consultants with no moral center. The Capitol is painted as the symbol of a soulless city where spiritual discussions, if they exist, are colored by their political overtones. Despite the dozens of churches that blanket the landscape east of the Capitol dome, the Hill is not a place one associates with spirituality and introspection. The neighborhood’s image is forged of political steel, not the softer fabric of soul and light. The dress code is sensible black pumps and power ties, not saffron robes and sandals. The work schedule is frantic and long — with little time for personal reflection about belief, or our connection to the world around us. But looking closer, with a softer lens, in a few quiet places around the Hill, some people are forging a different path for Capitolists, a path that focuses on mind and spirit, on breath and body, and on the transcendent values that reside deeper Omon theHill Molly Singer is a folklorist working on urban redevelopment projects at the local level. Paul Singer is a reporter covering state and federal environmental policy. VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 19 than party lines. No Alfafa Sprouts A handful of people within walking distance of Eastern Market have begun helping to guide Hilldwellers to a more introspective space, one that emphasizes the alignment of work life, home life, and spiritual life in an effort to find greater peace, and deeper understanding of the world. The point of focus is generally not on grand theology, or abstract deities, but on small human tasks like breathing, stretching and being attentive to the world we inhabit. These Capitol Hill residents are pursuing a more meaningful balanced path, but they are not living on alfalfa sprouts. They are wrapped up in the everyday tasks of work and friends and family. These people, with many intellectual and social interests, work to maintain a center of balance through relaxation, physical health, quiet contemplation, and connection to a broader humanity. This, even they admit, is difficult to maintain in a hectic city where outside pressures make demands. Each of these “spiritual teachers” reinforced the idea that the search for spiritual meaning does not require the rejection of the work-a-day world. One need not shave one’s head and climb the Himalayas in search of enlightenment. Rather, they suggest, try to spend 10 minutes a day in meditation and reflection. They see spirituality as a tool to understand ourselves, relate to people better and to make society more civil. This is Not Takoma Park While some of the philosophy of these alternative approaches seems somewhat outside of the mainstream, it is striking how “normal” both the practice and the practitioners are. One Hill spiritual advisor was trained in traditional therapies and found that it lead naturally to a consideration of deeper spritiual issues. Another continues to work at the World Bank on international development projects, studying spritual issues in her spare time. Likewise, the clients and students for these spiritual guides are regular Hill folks as well — lawyers, lobbyisits, congressional staff and local business people. A brief tour of the Capitol Hill “alternative spititual community” unveils a familiar truth: This is not Takoma Park. Seeking spiritual insight does not require a Masters Degree in Asian Philosophy or a fondness for soy-based products. It requires only a willingness to ask serious questions about our relationship to the world around us. So Take a Deep Breath A conversation with spiritual mentor Corrin Bennett begins with breathing. Bennett works with clients one-on-one, as well as meeting occasionally with groups, to help people recognize the “higher truth” that resides within them. That higher truth is the thing that binds us together as humans, an energy that transcends individuals but courses through all of us. The first step, Bennett maintains, is being able to focus on being present—being conscious of where we are and what we are doing. “Most of us, most of the time are engaged in this kind of thought: ‘What time is it? Where do I have to be? What do I have to do . . .’ In that level of awareness we are jumping ahead into the future— ‘I have to do this or that, I have to catch the metro’ — or we are thinking about the past: ‘Yesterday, I forgot to pick up the drycleaning.’” Bennett sees breathing as a simple and essential act. “Being present is about taking a deep breath in, to allow yourself to bring all of your conscious awareness into this moment, now. When we are really present, we can focus on hearing our ‘higher truth.’ — another word for it is the divine — which is within us, and surrounds us.” When we concentrate on breathing, we slow body and mind to focus on an essential element. This care and focus allows the body and mind momentary rest from the tensions and concerns that occupy our thoughts. The respite allows the mind and spirit to gain clarity and peace in interacting with the world. Mind Your M&M’s Jindra Cekan, who this winter organized a weekly meditation VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 20 Bennett advocate is that quiet reflection on thoughts and feelings can serve as great releases of pressure and tension, as well as holding the promise for a deeper spiritual recognition. Cekan says that when she is angered by a colleague at work, stopping to reflect on her own fallibility, and the humanity of the other person, allows her to defuse her anger and resolve the conflict without hostility. We are All Beacons In a another approach, Gabrielle Hill describes herself as a spiritual coach who helps clients find their inner wisdom by helping them recognize patterns in their life by recalling past experiences and through energy healing. She explains that an individual’s perspective on the world is based on experiences. Sometimes these experiences conflict with a belief system, and this leads to what modern society calls crisis. “People are seeking the spiritual connection, they have a physical problem or an emotional problem when they come to me and they are trying to bridge that mindbody connection. . . . my focus is on the mental body - that is the world of our belief systems. What are the beliefs that we hold about the nature of reality, and who we are, and how we fit into this world? We interact and create our lives according to these belief systems. That leads to the whole issue of responsibility in our lives. Into responsibility and out of victim- hood.” group on the Hill, also finds breathing to be the focal path to centered thinking and living. Cekan is a student of the teaching of Buddhist master Thich Nhat Hahn, who emphasizes mindfulness — being conscious of the divine connection between all people and things at each moment . She says, it is a very practical philosophy, based on everyday activities. Though, she admits, literally being mindful at each moment in our society is impossible. Rather, she suggests, “take one thing you do at home regularly, and make that a path to mindfulness.” In her case, it is walking up or down stairs. At those moments, she tries to slow down a bit, and concentrate only on walking the stairs, taking a respite from the pressures that may otherwise occupy her mind — work, relationships, bills, her dog. Likewise, Cekan takes a moment before eating, even something as insignificant as an M&M, to contemplate the series of interactions and the connection between nature and people and technology and society that brings us something as refreshing and simple as a candy. For Cekan, it is these few extra seconds that allow her to reflect on her connection to the world, and remind her to contribute to the good of the world rather than detracting from it. Because in the interconnectedness of the world, when one harms it or one of its creatures, one is ultimately harming himself. The idea both Cekan and Heart Center for Yoga and the Art of Living, says that people may come to Yoga for health or fitness reasons, without any overt quest for a more spiritual experience. But the physical activity and concentration involved in Yoga is inherently spiritual, she says. “What I see in people when they come in . .. in 90 minutes there is a change. They start doing warmups and they breathe a little more. There is such a miracle in just being in our bodies, the way children are, in a very natural way. We are kinder. We lighten up. That’s where this [spiritual] stuff springs from.” But it also frequently comes from recognition that life without reflection is lacking something. Bennett says that she has worked with people of all ages who have had a crisis or a recognition that there is something missing in their lives. Hill says people are drawn to her, because they need the kind of coaching and assistance that she can provide as they try to address the struggles they face. These Capitol Hill neighbors all approach spirituality from a humanistic perspective, and emphasize that the goal of their practices is to develop a living spirituality that changes how we interact with the world. As Kamakshi Hart says, “If spirituality isn’t grounded in your daily life, then it isn’t much use.” RESOURCES: Gabrielle Hill and Corrin Bennett both see clients on an individual Hill explains that “We are all beacons,” broadcasting tremendous amounts of energy into the world at all times. We broadcast many aspects of ourselves — including our fears — through our actions and energies. “There is a fundamental law of physics that like attracts like. Our broadcast draws to us people who are like us, and who respond to our frequencies. . . [and] this is how we create our reality . . . [For example], people who are deathly afraid of muggers are more likely to get mugged. What I do is work with folks to make them more aware of the reality they are creating.” A Little “Wooo Wooo” Like Bennett, Hill believes that we are more than our physical bodies, and that life here on earth isn’t the final chapter. Hill says that each of us is “an expression of the divine in human form,” and that the challenge for people is to recognize that fact, and to focus on the divine within them. “Living split off from who we truly are has given us dis-ease, physical, emotional and mental problems, as well as creating myriad problems with our home, earth. As we strengthen these internal connections, we literally heal ourselves, and the healing of the earth follows.” Hill smiles, and acknowledges “It all sounds a little wooo- wooo.” But these Capitol Hill mentors all agree that large theological journeys can begin with steps as simple as sitting still. 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Comprehensive calendars of neighborhood events; everything from school schedules and ANC meetings, to concerts and festivals. “Old-fashioned” community news: sports scores, local theater reviews, honor roll lists, births, weddings, and neighborhood events. That’s exactly what we hope to provide. Each month, the print edition of The Voice will bring you feature stories and news about people and places right here on Capitol Hill. This premier issue is just the beginning. The future is up to you. The Voice is not just a monthly magazine, it is a meeting place for neighbors that’s open 24 hours a day. If you get on the Internet right now, and click to www.voiceofthehill. com, you’ll find a fully downloadable version of this print edition of The Voice (very handy when you’re vacationing in Nice these summer and are desperate for news from home). You’ll also find areas for comments, a discussion room, the Lost & Found, classified ads, a three-month calendar of events, maps and links, and newsletters from a variety of community organizations, including the Capitol Hill Restoration Society, CHAMPS, and the Barracks Row Business Alliance (BBA). And there’s news. The Voice website is updated daily — at least. Since the site was developed, just a little over a month ago, we’ve covered issues like parking congestion on 8th Street and questionable housing assessments. We’ve broadcast reminders of important meetings. We’ve raced after rumors, (our favorite? That the old post office building on 7th St, SE was going to be a topless bar) and brought you the low-down. And we’ve started a campaign to bring Fresh Fields to Capitol Hill. What were we guided by? Most often, the questions, comments and requests of readers. 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Each month, the print edition of The Voice will carry similar glean- Voicemail Your website is very attractive and interesting. Good thing that you live in a vibrant community. I can’t image such a endeavor working in the heart of suburbia. Mike Fleming, Fairfax, VA This site is great! Thank you so much for making it happen and for sending the post card I got yesterday letting me know about its existence. It is wonderful to know that there are other “busybodies” out there. I’m really interested in quality-of-life issues in the neighborhood and am eager to do my bit to help the Hill live fully up to its enormous potential. Thanks again. I’m looking forward to being a frequent visitor to your site. Anne Folan,Capitol Hill Great addition to the Hill! I also look forward to keeping up with things while I’m in far away places. Best of luck. Ann Richards, Capitol Hill Just signed on the “Voice of the Hill” website. What a wonderful format and so informative and concise. The PSA’s should take note and tighten the data they report. Again, great job and I look foward to checking the site daily. Bill Tlucek, Capitol Hill Great job on the web site, etc! Sara Barnett It is great to find a site that tells me about happenings on the Hill. I will recommend this site to other Hill people. I found a card for the site at Antiques on the Hill and went to it right away to find out what it was all about. Good job! Keep up the good work. Lori Shepard VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 22 Fresh Fields for the Hill? A neighbor recently saw a note on the bulletin board at the Arlington Fresh Fields, “How about putting a Fresh Fields on Capitol Hill. We need you!” Under the note was a follow-up from the management. Something to the effect of, “we’re looking at the Hill right now.” Well. If this didn’t get The Voice going! We followed up immediately with Sarah Kenney, the marketing coordinator in Fresh Field’s regional office in Rockville. Sadly, she said, whichever manager posted the note was incorrect. As of now, there are no plans for a Hill location. But Kenney offered a wee beam of hope. She said that the company is in “expansion mode” and they’re actively seeking out new locations. Further, encouragement from residents carries a lot of weight with the grocers. In fact, she told us, the store now being built on P Street, NW came about because of intense residential lobbying. A few year’s back, when CHAMPS surveyed residents about the kinds of shops and restaurants they’d like to see on the Hill, Fresh Fields topped the list. We’d bet it still does. Now that we have an easy vehicle for collecting your votes, maybe we can lobby our way to the grocery of choice. Fill out the ballot we’ve provided on the website. The Voice will keep the tally, and forward the results to Kenny. Be assured that the information you give us will not be used for any other purposes. Original “Tidal Basin” Cherry Trees to be Offered for Sale Once-in-a-Lifetime Opportunity to Own Historic Cherry Tree Cuttings Highlights East Coast’s Largest Fair & Sale! Several rare cuttings grown from one of the few remaining original cherry trees given to the United States by Japan in 1912 will be offered for sale during the 1999 Celebrate Spring: Garden Fair and Plant Sale. The annual fundraiser is sponsored by Friends of the National Arboretum (FONA), a private, nonprofit organization dedicated to enhancing support for the National Arboretum, located at 3501 New York Avenue, NE. The young plants, which are direct descendants of the famed Yoshino cherry trees— Japan’s original gift of the famed “Tidal Basin” cherry trees - will go to the highest bidders during the two-day event. On Friday, April 23 from 2 to 8 PM, two trees will be auctioned at FONA’s members-only Party and Plant Preview Sale. On Saturday, April 24, three additional trees will be offered during the Silent Auction of rare plants and specialty items that highlights what has become the largest garden fair and plant sale on the East Coast. Admission and parking are free for all Saturday activities, scheduled for 9 AM to 3 PM. Because they have a typical life span of only 45 years, only 125 of the original 3,000 white Yoshino trees had survived by 1997. It was then that the National Arboretum offered to grow new saplings and, under the supervision of Arboretum Researcher/Geneticist Margaret Pooler, carefully nurtured 500 cuttings into the healthy plants presented to the National Park Service at a special ceremony earlier this week. The trees will need to grow for another two seasons before being large enough to replace older trees at the famed Tidal Basin. “The Yoshino saplings developed here at the Arboretum are a thrilling addition to the Garden Fair,” notes Sally Boasberg, Chairman of the 1999 Garden Fair. “A few lucky people will be able to enjoy in private what millions of people from all over the world travel here to Washington to enjoy.” Other highlights of the Fair include a return engagement of the resplendent Encore Azaleas, a unique Spring-and-Fall-blooming version of the universal favorite and an acclaimed star of last year’s show. Thousands of exotic and familiar plants especially suited for growth in the Washington area will be on hand - including perennials, annuals, shrubs, vines, trees, summer- flowering bulbs, fashionable “tropical” and water plants, topiaries, hanging baskets and herbs. Also featured will be more than 20 vendors with a cornucopia of garden and flowerrelated merchandise including tools, furniture, planters, troughs and fountains. A Silent Auction of 200 rare plants and specialty items is scheduled from 9 AM to 12 noon. Other highlights include gardening education programs; the Washington Youth Garden Exhibit; and food/beverage concessions offering barbecue, sandwiches, salads, snacks, and confections. Parking for the Fair is free. Proceeds from sales and sponsorship donations support the horticultural National Arboretum student internship program. For information on the 1999 Celebrate Spring: Garden Fair & Plant Sale, call 202/544- 8733. Wanted: Street Corner Performances from Jim Myers Neighbors on eastern Capitol Hill are looking for church choirs, dance groups, poets, youth groups and other performers — or anyone with a good idea — to participate in a series of streetcorner performances at 15th and D, 15th and C and 16th and D Streets SE. Our aim is to supplant the negative activities that once haunted these corners with positive events. Join neighbors, D.C. police and government agencies in the new spirit of renewal. Some media coverage is likely. Contact organizers at 544-4730 or at Hill East@aol.com Beware the New Union Station Parking Rates! Union Station has new parking garage management that is bringing both improvements and downLoad Las Placitas is now serving The Best frozen margaritas on the Hill at their new location Cancun Cantina Try It! and get 2 for 1 entrées through May 15 for Savadorian and Mexican for Spanish & Mexican LAS PLACITAS CANCUN CANTINA 518 8th St., SE 723 8th St., SE 543-3700 546-9340 1 coupon per table. Cancun Cantina only. Not valid Fridays or on Cinco de Mayo Clothes Encounters ( … o f a s e c o n d k i n d ) Welcomes the Voice 202 Seventh Street, SE Washington DC 20003 Metro: Eastern market 202-546-4004 Call Hillary (202) 393-2388 Waiting to get hired on the Hill? 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Stratford Upon 8th Street It will all be over by the time the Voice hits the street, but it still deserves notice that The Shakespeare Theatre brought live performaces to 8th Street on April 5th, and again on April 12th. “Two Gents”, an abridged version of “Two Gentlemen of Verona”, was presented at the Shakespeare Theatre Rehearsal Studio at 507 8th Street, SE, as a benefit for the Stephen Welch Memorial Fund. The performance announcement, and ticket information, was posted to www.voiceofthehill.com the last week in March. Help Clean, Scrub, Paint and Polish Capitol Hill Arts Workshop On Saturday, April 24th, hundreds of volunteers will gather to clean, scrub, paint, polish and beautify the Capitol Hill Arts Workshop. Located at 545 7th ST., SE, the century old building is in need of care. Volunteers will be doing everything from cleaning shelves, painting walls, pruning hedges and hosing down the pottery studio. Workers will be rewarded with a foot-stomping Louisiana party at the end with fabulous prizes, Louisiana jambalaya and Dixie Beer. Earn a chance at the raffle! For each hour worked, volunteers’ names will be entered into a drawing and will receive prizes ranging from dinners out to movie passes to opera tickets to gift certificates at area retailers. Sponsors include Gold’s Gym, The Washington Opera, The Washington Ballet, The National Theatre, The Coca-Cola Company and Fresh Fields. Please call Sumitra at 202-547-6839 to sign up now. Assistant Chief McManus Visits PSA 108 Meeting Information provided by PSA 108 Assistant Chief William McManus, former 1D1 Captain and 1st District Commander, returned to PSA 108, Tuesday night, March 23rd to talk about developments in the Police Department. McManus noted that Officers are currently leaving the Department faster than replacements can be recruited and trained. One remedy is a request by Chief Ramsey to the City Council to make it easy for trained officers in other departments like the Secret Service and the Park Police to transfer into the MPD. Commander Kim Dine said that he knows of many officers who are anxious to join the force now that its reputation is on the rise. Meanwhile, detectives are moving out of headquarters and into District stations, intensive retraining is underway throughout the Department, and state-of-the-art equipment is being installed. McManus also noted that preparations are being made for the summer, a time when crime usually increases. All training will pause during these months, to increase the number of officers available on the street, and a special Summer Mobile Force of 100 officers will be available to move into crime hot spots. Capitol Hill Group Ministry Sponsors Free Low-Income Tax Clinic The Capitol Hill Group Ministries (CHGM) is sponsoring a free low-income tax clinic every Thursday evening from 7 PM - 9 PM at the Lincoln Park United Methodist Church, 1301 N. Carolina Ave., NE. The clinic is available at no charge to those earning $30,000 or less. If you’d like to use the clinic, bring your tax returns from last year, W- 2 forms, the tax 1998 booklets you received in the mail, and all other papers needed to have your taxes properly prepared. Tax forms are available at the clinic. No business tax returns, please. For additional information, contact CHGM at 202/544-0631. Presbyterian Church Celebrates 135th Anniversary By Gene Miller Capitol Hill Presbyterian Church will celebrate its 135th anniversary on April 9 - 11, 1999. 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Founded 1889 THE NATIONAL CAPITALBANK O F W A S H I N G T O N VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 24 evening, April 9, followed by an invitation-only tea and fellowship on Saturday. On Sunday, April 11, after worship, there will be a special program and reception in the Fellowship Hall. Scrapbooks, photos and other memorabilia will be on display. The congregation, founded in 1864, first met in a public school room at 3rd and A Streets, the present site of St. Mark’s Episcopal Church. The cornerstone for the present structure was laid in 1869, and the finished building was dedicated in 1872, with President U.S. Grant in attendance. That church, called the Metropolitan Presbyterian Church, persevered until 1955, when declining enrollment and attendance led to the merger of the Metropolitan and Eastern Presbyterian Churches to form the Capitol Hill Presbyterian Church. After another merger in 1977, this time with Westminster Presbyterian (from SW), Capitol Hill Presbyterian began to grow again. On April 13, 1984, the building was struck by lightning, which severely damaged the attic and sanctuary. During the year-long repairs, the congregation met in the Fellowship Hall and all activities continued. The current pastor is Rev. Kimberly Rodrigue, a New Orleans native who graduated from Union Theological Seminary in Richmond (VA) and has been at Capitol Hill Presbyterian since February, 1997. Rev. Rodrigue hopes that in the coming years, Capitol Hill Presbyterian can, in her words, “...continue to have the kind of care for one another that we now have. We want to be a congregation in which people share a commitment to struggle with issues of faith and to be more of a presence in the community.” New On-Line Materials at the Library of Congress The National Digital Library (NDL) Program has recently added new multimedia materials from the incomparable collections of the Library of Congress to its American Memory Web site (http://memory.loc.gov). Items Range from Papers of Alexander Graham Bell, to Hispano Music and Culture, to photographs from the South Texas Border. Also newly acquired by the Library of Congress: facsimiles of manuscripts of all the English works of pioneering Arab-American author, Ameen F. Rihani. The writer is recognized as the founder of Arab-American literature, and was a mentor to the young Kalil Gibran. Housing Authority and the Marines Agree to Pursue Transfer of Public Housing Site to Erect Housing for Enlisted Marines. Two boarded up buildings on the Arthur Capper public housing site near the Navy Yard will be torn down and replaced by new housing for approximately 300 enlisted Marines, according to a “memorandum of understanding” signed March 24th by Gen. Terrence R. Dake, Assistant Commandant of the Marine Corps, and DC Housing Authority Receiver David Gilmore. A formal purchase agreement is expected this summer. Col. Dennis Hejlik, commanding officer of the Marine Barracks, explained the plan at an April 6th meeting of the Barracks Row Businesss Alliance (BBA), the business organization that represents the 8th Street commercial corridor. Hejlik said that there are over 700 Marines in the area that need housing. Half of them are already accomodated at the barracks at 8th and I St., SE. The others are currently scattered in “affordable” housing outside the city, and will be moved into the new builidings. Hejlik said that the Marines will also be taking over the athletic field at the project, though it will be made available for community use. The new barracks, we’re told, will not be a “fortress.” Though the fence must remain for security reasons, we won’t be seeing a “brick box” behind it. Hejlik says the Marines are aware that they are building in an historic area, and will get approval from the Department of Historic Preservation for the plan. He also said that he would work with the community on design review. Construction should be completed by early 20001. PSA 109 Officers Nab ‘Stephanie,’ But Watch Out for Christina! Anonymous (but not to us) A woman suspected of being the infamous Capitol Hill con artist “Stephanie” was arrested Saturday, March 20th after citizens called police to complain that she was knocking on doors near 10th St. and Constitution Ave., NE, and bilking residents with claims of being pregnant or needing to visit a dying grandmother or child. Now police and U.S. Attorneys need to hear from past victims of the scam in order to prepare new charges against her. If you’ve been a victim of Stephanie, or one of her clones, please call Assistant U.S. Attorney Ana Matheson at 202-305-1382; Detective Mike Bilek at 202-727- 4483; or Capt. Alan Dreher at 202-727-4609. The Stephanie suspect, identified as Angela Moore, was arrested around 3:30 PM at 14th and East Capitol St. by PSA 109 Officers Kenneth Carter and John Holder, who are likely to be acclaimed heroes in the Capitol Hill neighborhoods “Stephanie” haunted. The officers took up the hunt after phone reports “Stephanie” was in the area. The officers actually crossed into District 5 for the arrest on orders from 1D1 Capt. Alan Dreher. “My orders were, ‘Find her, arrest her and lock her up,’” Dreher said. Moore, who gave a Northeast address, was being held over the weekend on an outstanding warrant for a parole violation in another jurisdiction. Police hoped past victims would come forward quickly enough for further charges to be filed. Ironically, at the time of her arrest, Moore was accompanied by a woman whose real name is Stephanie. When stopped, the pair claimed to be passing out flyers for a pizza parlor. “I told her, “the game’s up,’” said Dreher, “and she just hung her head.” Citizen demands for a “Stephanie” arrest had reached a crescendo in recent days as reported Stephanie sightings filled Capitol Hill e-mail networks. The U.S. Attorney’s Office said on 3/18 that her activities could be prosecuted under a little known D.C. law against theft by “trick” or “deception.” While Stephanie might be off our stoops for the moment, her arrest has not halted similar scams. Within hours, another woman who calls herself “Christina” was knocking on doors on Capitol Hill, pleading for help with the same Stephanie-like tales of woe. At one home, she said she wanted to repay earlier generosity, but once inside the house, she could not find the $20 she said she had. She then asked for more money claiming her clothes were at the laundromat, which residents knew was closed at the time. Residents in the Capitol Hill area are advised to be wary. Christina has uncanny success at talking her way into residents’ homes by claiming she needs to use the bathroom—she says she is bleeding—or needs to use the phone. Christina is described as a lighter-skinned, heavy-set black woman with a pockmarked face and her hair in braids or plats, and is a suspected drug user. Some residents suspect her visits could be linked to subsequent burglary attempts. The U.S. Attorney’s Office says it hopes to prosecute perpetrators of such schemes as theft by “trick, false pretense, false token, tampering, or deception” under the D.C. Code. Annual First District Awards Banquet Each year the Metropolitan Police Department’s First District and its Citizen Advisory Council hold an awards dinner to recognize beyond the call of duty acts by 1D police officers, and special efforts by citizens. This year’s dinner will be held at 7 PM, Friday, April 30th, at the Velocity Grill at the MCI Center, 601 F St NW. Tickets are $30, and can be purchased through Sgt. Parker at 727-4660 (or via e-mail to: pp423@aol.com). Please consider buying and donating an extra ticket or two for use by police officers and their families. Time to Get Rid of Hazardous Waste in Your Home Spring cleaning? The DC Department of Sanitation sent The Voice the following bulletin regarding disposal of hazardous waste products: You may not realize it... but you have hazards in your home! You’ll find them everywhere — in your garage, your basement, your laundry Seen this creature? Check out 5th St., NE, north of Stanton Park VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 25 room and underneath the kitchen sink. When these materials are used according to directions, they pose little threat to the environment. It’s when you try to dispose of the half empty bottles that you may be contributing to pollution by pouring the materials down the drain, or endangering your trash collector by throwing them in the trash. Instead of taking this risk, just bring them to the District’s conveniently located special waste collection sites. Our next collection event for hazards in your home is scheduled for Sunday, April 18, 1999 at the RFK Stadium Parking Lot #6 (at the corner of Benning Road and Oklahoma Avenue, NE). The site will be open between 10:00 AM and 3:00 PM. This service is free to all District residents, so mark your calendar now! Call our Sanitation Information Center on 727-4600 to learn about future events. 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YARMOUTH MANAGEMENT Your rental source on Capitol Hill since 1981 309 7th Street, SE • Washington, DC 20003 202/547-3511 Fax: 202/547-9361 E-mail: Rent@YarmouthM.com Home Sales Stagnant in the Suburbs—Blooming on the Hill A March report in the Washington Post said “assessed home values in the District and Arlington last year posted the largest gains in nearly a decade, reflecting what real estate analysts and local officials say is a rebirth in demand for close-in housing after years of rapid growth in more distant communities.” While home sales in the District have experienced the “sharpest rise since the late 1980s... the Washington suburbs have remained anemic.” So sharp is the rise on Capitol Hill that Harriet Pressler, a real estate broker with Prudential Carruthers and wife of former US Senator Larry Pressler, told the Post “We don’t have enough homes to sell. People are selling at what they listed or even more.” One of our new neighbors, Sen. Larry E. Craig (R. Idaho), was helped into a Hill house when he was finally able to sell his Mt. Vernon house at the price he paid for it in 1989. Craig, who sold his sprawling rambler last November, told the Post that “his commute has been cut from about an hour in the car to a 13-minute walk”. Now he can “...get up in the morning and my wife and I can be together for breakfast. It truly added an hour of quality time to our day.” Realtor Jackie von Schlegel, of ReMax Real Estate, agreed with the Post’s take on the market. “The Hill is so hot,” she said, “that we have contracts on properties before we’re even able to VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 26 agent sold one of my listings before it went into the computer. I got another listing on a Tuesday night, which was sold first thing the next morning by another Northwest agent. People are finding that this is just a great place to be”. Have a Pot Hole Problem? We hear the Mayor has set a goal to have 95% of reported pot holes fixed within 48 hours. The operative word here is reported. The “Pot Hole Repair Hot Line” number is 645-7055. A live employee will take your call (after a brief recorded message) between the hours of 7 AM and 3:30 PM, Monday through Friday. You can leave a message at the Hot Line number after hours. The Mayor has also stated that a city worker will call you when the work is complete. The Voice would like to hear about your successes—or glitches—with the procedure. Contact (the other) Stephanie@ VoiceoftheHill.com, or use the comment form on the web site. House Got A “Deficiency Notice?” Call Councilmember Ambrose! A neighbor recently posted the following horror story to the PSA 112w e-mail chain: “I got home from work yesterday to find a note from the city warning me if I didn’t paint my “woodwork” (my house has aluminum siding, so I assume they mean my windowsills, which definitely need a scrape and paint session) I would be fined. I plan on doing it but I have several other, more pressing home improvement projects underway (the removal of the siding and installing of insulation on the back of my house, for instance). Does anyone have any suggestions for dealing with this? What might be the likely fine? The whole thing is insulting — it implies I don’t know how to take care of my own house. I do, I am, but 20 years of neglect takes a while to undo, especially on a budget. The city might think about pouring its energy into filling those pot holes and solving a few of those unsolved murders instead of jumping all over me.” This was just the opening volley in a fast exchange of woeful tales from other neighbors who’d been slapped with similar “Deficiency Notices” from the Department of Consumer and Regulatory Affairs (DCRA). Amy Mauro, of Councilmember Sharon Ambrose’s office, jumped into the fray pretty quickly with the following statement: “This is to clarify what is happening with DCRA’s “Courtesy Housing Deficiency Notices” that residents have been receiving. First of all, Councilmember Ambrose DID NOT request that these inspections take place all over Ward 6. However, as many of you may know, Councilmember Ambrose has been quite vocal with her concerns over the past several months that District agencies, specifically the Department of Consumer and Regulatory Affairs and the Department of Public Works, have not, historically, been aggressive enough in regulating and enforcing “quality of life nuisances” in the District’s neighborhoods. Of particular concern to her were repeated and failed efforts of PSA officers to get sufficient cooperation on abating public safety problems such as nuisance properties and illegal dumping in alleys and on private property. One of the concepts behind community policing, after all, is that the police and the community must not be only re-active with their crime fighting strategies, but pro-active, which includes the strategy of eliminating environmental problems which help to breed crimes. Apparently, a couple of the inspectors working in Ward 6 have confused the issues here. Coinciding with Councilmember Ambrose vocalizing her concerns has been the implementation of DCRA’s new “Neighborhood Stabilization Plan”, which was started by DCRA’s new director, Mr. Lloyd Jordan, who came to DCRA in the fall. According to Mr. Jordan, this Plan is a pilot project being implemented in Wards 1, 5 and 6 and its purpose is to get an accurate SURVEY of housing conditions across the city so DCRA can be pro-active in its enforcement of housing code regulations. You will note that the notices you have received say that an inspector “may” return to your house in 60 days to issue a ticket. According to Mr. Jordan, the inspectors will actually return only to those properties with the most egregious of housing code violations, properties that constitute a real nuisance to the neighborhood, as stated to Carol Miller when she called DCRA. However, as some of you have experienced, the notices being issued do not make clear the intentions of this program. Upon learning of the program about a month ago, Councilmember Ambrose spoke to Mr. Jordan about the confusion that these notices are causing residents, some of whom cannot afford to make the necessary improvements to their properties right away, some of whom resent the notices because there are far worse nuisance properties in their area which the city has allowed to fester for years and years. She made very clear her opinion that such a ‘punitive’ program would not be a wise use of city resources and that it was causing concern in the community. Mr. Jordan responded to Councilmember Ambrose’s concerns in two ways. First, he assured her that he would correct DCRA Sneak Preview! The Marine’s Community Parade is April 22nd BY J.W. ARNOLD It’s that time of year again. The sounds of Sousa marches and bugle calls are again being heard across the Hill, as Marines at historic Marine Barracks, 8th and I Streets, SE, prepare for their 42nd parade season. One of the most popular summertime events in Washington, the Evening Parade features “The President’s Own” U.S. Marine Band, “The Commandant’s Own” U.S. Marine Drum and Bugle Corps, the Silent Drill Platoon, Marine Color Guard, and two companies of marching Marines in a spectacular ceremony of music, pageantry and precision. The Barracks will kick-off the season on Thursday, April 22 with a special parade honoring family, friends and neighbors. The Capitol Hill community is encouraged to attend the sneak preview. Guests are encouraged to arrive at the Barracks by 8 PM No reservations are required. Regular weekly parades will be presented on Friday evenings, May 7 through August 27. Admission is free, but reservations are highly recommended. For reservations, send a postcard to Parade Tickets, Marine Barracks, 8th and I Streets, SE., Washington, DC 20390. For more information, contact the Marine Barracks Public Affairs Office at (202) 433-4173. “The President’s Own” United States Marine Band, one of the foremost musical organizations in the world, will be presenting several free concerts on Capitol Hill over the next month. On Wednesday, April 28 at 8 PM, the Marine Chamber Orchestra, the White House orchestra, will be in a concert at the newly renovated Coolidge Auditorium, Jefferson Building, Library of Congress. For this free performance, Director Lt. Col. Timothy Foley has selected J.S. Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 and Franz Joseph Haydn’s Symphony No. 67. No tickets are required and doors open at 7:30 PM The Chamber Orchestra will also be performing in the John Philip Sousa Band Hall, Marine Barracks, on Sunday, May 9 at 2 PM This program, conducted by Assistant Director Major Dennis Burian, will feature orchestral works by Mozart, Torelli, Debussy, and Copland. No tickets are required and doors open at 1:30 PM For more information, contact the Marine Band Concert Information Line at (202) 433- 4011 or visit the band’s web page: Headlines Salon WA S H I N G T O N ’ S F I N E S T HAIR • SKIN • NAILS • WAXING • MASSAGE • TANNING • GIFT CERTIFICATES CAPITOL HILL 326 Massachuestts Ave., NE, Washington, DC 20002 (202) 546-5151 20% off any new service with this ad VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 27 Forty two kids singing boogity boogity shoo. A flying, blind “pig of justice” dazzles with a set of twinkle lights that sometimes twinkle, and sometimes…don’t. An 8-year-old properties manager doubles as assistant technical director, and a twelve-year-old runs the lights. It must be the annual children’s show produced by the Theater Alliance of the Capitol Hill Arts Workshop. The Trial of the Big Bad Wolf happened on the Christ Church stage over three weekends in March (and many weekends prior to that in rehearsal). The story line was simple: the Three Little Pigs bring suit against the Big Bad Wolf for blowing their house down. Set in a DC Court of Appeals courtroom, the trial was presided over by a Judge Judy spin-off named Judge Malady (played by Erin Cotten-Rowland), who hacked and wheezed her way through the proceedings, pulling out various pill bottles and rocking her way through a doo-wop number entitled “I’m Sick.” At the defense table, replete with black leather and shades, was The Big Bad Wolf (Theo Rutherford), and counselors Weasel and Weasel Too. The two shiny-suited lawyers (Maggie Byrne and Sarah Isaacson) brought new meaning to the term sleazy with their signature number, “The Weasel Side Step.” According to the Weasels, the Wolf did not “huff and puff,” he merely sneezed— being allergic to the goldenrod that the pigs had so thoughtlessly planted around their house. Meanwhile, prosecutor Hogney Dangerfield (Lynn Cartwright, a vision in a loud mismatched suit, and the biggest briefcase ever to grace a courtroom), spent most of her time whining “no respect, pigs get no respect,” and her pig-pink sweatsuited clients (Hannah Cherry, Abby Byrne, Raquel Ramirez Kaplan), boogied and twisted through “He Huffed and Puffed,” as they tried to convince the jury of the Wolf’s guilt. Ah, the jury. This jury set back women’s rights at least 50 years. All female by design (to be sympathetic to the Three Pigs), the plan backfired when they spent most of the trial swooning over that Wolf (who was, indeed, quite a teen heartthrob). Amid much fanning and sighing, they sang about “The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth,” but one could tell they were never going to vote to convict. As a foil to the jury, the Wolf had his own Wolfpack, located on platforms in front of the stage. This gang of toughs booed and hissed and gave plenty of moral and vocal support for their hero. Trying to bring order to the chaos, the bailiff (Genevieve James) flailed away with her gavel calling for quiet. However, since she was less than 4 feet tall, no one paid much attention. The vision of the Wolf (approaching 6 feet tall) talking to the bailiff was, to say the least, hilarious. Of course, no trial is complete without witnesses and there were three: Red Riding Hood (Janie Abernethy), Peter and the Wolf (Aubrey Adams) and The Boy Who Cried Wolf (Billy Gallagher). The trio testified in song “It Was the Wolf,” with The Boy working the stage and the crowds imploring them to believe him. And no play is complete without a surprise, and this one ended with Red Riding Hood’s Grandma (Tabie Gaston), dressed in flannel capitalKids Hey Kids! Let’s Put on a Show! The counsels and clients: Maggie Byrne,, Theo Rutherford, Sarah Isaacson, Abigail Byrne, Hannah Cherry, Raquel Ramirez Kaplan, Lynn Cartwright nightgown and hiking boots, making her grand entrance. Not only had she NOT been eaten, she declared that the Wolf had promised to take her dancing. At this point the Wolf begged for jail time, the judge gave up, and the cast took to the house to sing a high energy reprise of the opening number, “It’s A Trial.” [ Does all of this sound a little like “Hey kids! Let’s get a curtain and put on a show?” Well yes and no (although that’s ultimately what theater is all about even if the big guys don’t want to admit it. They just spend more for the curtain). Next question. Why would anyone in his or her right mind volunteer to spend 8 weeks with VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 28 42 kids between the ages of 8 and 14? Because it’s fun. Because there are no politics with kids and, at the risk of sounding sappy, the look on their faces when they first get on their costumes or get their first standing ovation represents the most innocent kind of joy and excitement. It’s worth the price of admission—really. Children’s theatre is more than just a heartwarming experience for the adults who help, it’s a lesson in cooperation and inter-reliance for the kids. Theater is kind of like the army—if the troops don’t support each other, the whole thing falls apart and the battle is lost. The kids get this—they don’t come with baggage or petty jealousy and prejudice, and they form up into a company almost instinctively. This doesn’t mean that they don’t bicker and argue or even at times punch one another (although this is usually limited to siblings). But they are able to shed all of that easily in support of each other and in support of the show. Of course, it’s important that they have a director who helps instill and nurture these attributes. Joanna Lewton has an incredible combination of creativity, patience, the ability to give criticism equally weighted with praise, and a true love and respect for children. By the time a performance is ready to go up, Joanna could march the kids off a cliff. They’d go and never look back. (Of course there are other times, on particularly hairy days, that we want them to go off the cliff, but it passes). The Theater Alliance’s Trial of the Big Bad Wolf follows last year’s success with You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown, and cast members are already asking about next year. In fact there’s so much interest that we may close our eyes, hold our breath and add a second show sometime in the fall. That’ll get us into the deep end in a hurry. And Joanna will be back, as will our untiring team of volunteers for whom it’s all work and no glory. But like we tell the kids “hey, that’s the theater.” —ADELE ROBEY The Cast and Crew CHARACTERS Janie Abernethy, Aubrey Adams, Abigail Byrne, Maggie Byrne, Lynn Cartwright, Hannah Cherry, Erin Cotten-Rowland, William (Billy) Gallagher, Tabia Gaston, Sarah Isaacson, Genevieve James, Raquel Ramirez Kaplan, Theo Rutherford JURY Libby Bicknell, Katie Boyles, Tashiba Cunningham, Ellen Donnelly, Marka Fenske, Shana Fullerton, Alexi-Noelle O’Brien- Hosein, Joelle Milton, Sierra C. Morris, Hannah Russell, Yasmein Sabur, Samantha Shinberg WOLF PACK Sarah Alspach, Dana Bell, Megan Coyne, Lauren DeAnna, Marcus Green, Will Hirzy, Michael Kaufman, Alani Kravitz, Luke O’Donnell, Kevin The “Joan McLaughlin Group” Sierra Morris, Jasmein Sabur, Katie Boyles, Michael Kaufman Left to Right: Jennie Reeverts, Pamela Wye, Lisa Mueller, Julie Serfass, students in the Wilson Senior High School International Studies Program, shared photos and memories of their January trip to France at a reunion held at the Ragland Mansion Inn in Petersburg Virginia. VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 29 Capitol Hill Public School Students Take First and Runner-Up at DC Spelling Bee. Ashley White, a Hine Junior High student, won the District of Columbia city-wide Spelling Bee that was held the last week in March. Justin Wheeler of Stuart-Hobson Middle School was runner-up. Ashley will represent the District of Columbia at the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee, which will be held in Washington between May 30 and June 4. The two students excelled in a field of 23 private and public school students. Ashley won by correctly spelling the word “plague.” Five Stuart-Hobson Students Take 1st Place in Science Fair Five 8th graders from the Stuart-Hobson Museum Magnet School placed first in the recent city-wide Science Fair. Sabrina Snell was honored for her earth/space project and given a special award, a “Noble Star” grant of $2000. Lynn Cartwright-Punnett also had a double victory. She was given a $500 “Noble Star” in addition to her first place in mathematics. A third “Noble Star” for $1000 was given to teacher, Mrs. Sandra Jenkins, for her work with the students. The three other first place winners were Andrew Serfass, for his engineering project, Jessica Pryde for her zoology project, and Mark Parker for mathematics. Two sixth graders also put on a brilliant show. Polly Pfieffer, took second place in mathematics, and Okosua Dosu was the second place winner in chemistry. Honorable mentions were given to Pierre Cook for his Behavioral Science project, and Keith Holliday for his work in the Medicine and Health category. In addition to awards, summer internships were given to five students by the Walter Reed Army Medical Institute of Research. These one week programs, which come with a stipend, were awarded to: Mark Parker, Sabrina Snell, Lynn Cartwright-Punnett, Keith Holiday and Isaiah Reddie. Straight As at Stuart-Hobson The Stuart-Hobson Museum Magnet Middle School has just forwarded their list of “perfect 4.0” students for the second advisory. Congratulations to all! 8th Grade: Lynn Cartwright-Punnet, Malcom Biles, Jessica Pryde, Mark D. Parker, Sabrina Snell, Nicole Thornton. 7th Grade: Tiara Anderson. 6th Grade: Redentor Abcede, Megan Arias, Stefanie Cytron, Jersel Johnson, Mary C. Pfeifer, Helen Rush, Noah Conard Ward. 5th Grade: Samuel L. Cartwright-Punnet, Joanna E. Edwards, Anna Riehle, Micah David Ward Ribbon Cut at Eastern High’s New Music Lab Eastern High School unveiled its new Choir Music Laboratory at a March 18th ceremony. The lab, equipped with state-of-the-art music composition software, and editing and playback capabilities, will help students learn modern music composition techniques and skills. The new facility was made possible through the school’s ongoing educational and technological partnership with AT&T. Whales at Watkins. Thanks to the efforts of Watkins Art teacher Laurie Siegel, the internationally famous artist “Wyland” selected the Watkins Elementary multi-purpose room as the DC location for a mural of whales and ocean life. The mural was part of a nationwide project to paint at least one School News COMPILED BY RANDY NORTON mural in each state. The Wyland Clean Challenge of America celebrates the International Year of the Ocean. Speaker Hastert Reads at Peabody Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert spent March 2 at Peabody School as part of a celebration of Dr. Suess’s birthday. Dressed appropriately in a Cat-in-the-Hat hat, he read Green Eggs and Ham to the Students after which the students and faculty were served Green Eggs and Ham (really) by the Speaker. Churches Help School Maintenance. Watkins School has been the beneficiary of the volunteer efforts of two local churches. In late 1998, volunteers from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Washington, DC provided a full day of cleaning both indoors and out. On Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day, members of Capitol Hill Presbyterian Church painted the whole multi-purpose room. The students and staff at Watkins are most grateful. Help With Special Needs Now Available at Watkins. Around the first of the year Watkins School welcomed St. John’s Community Services into its building. St. Johns has its own office and staff to assist children with special learning needs. Wyland’s whales at Watkins VOICE of the Hill / April 15, 1999 30 When children are identified with special l